I’m making air fried chicken tonight.

I don’t have a recipe, so I guess I’ll have to wing it.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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asked the butcher to grab me some of the top shelf meat.

He said he cant, the steaks were too high

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2022
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I knew i shouldn't have tried to fry that humid air.

It was a mist-steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RassRhoRle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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My dad got an air fryer for Christmas. I asked him what the first thing he's going to cook with it will be.

He said "I'm dunno... I guess I'll fry up some air."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?

Air fried

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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The Old Ketchup Bottle

The family is all gathered around the table eating dinner when my dad grabs the nearly empty ketchup bottle for his fries. I knew it was coming. We all knew it was coming, but there really was nothing that could be done. As he squeezes the bottles, the final remnants of ketchup and trapped air escape the container sounding like the worse flatulence you have ever heard.

He then turns to my mother and says, "Those beans are getting to me fast tonight!"

Uncontrollable laughter ensued.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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