A list of puns related to "After After Party"
Patty O’furniture
It was a real hootenanny.
It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times
We got lit last night!
The cold shoulder
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
Being tired and weary, the lawyer-onion isn't sure whether to go, but decides he needs cheering up.
So he dresses smartly, puts on his favorite aftershave and heads over to his friend's.
He gets to the party to find it quite a packed affair and heads over to the bar - fighting through crowds of reveller-onions - to get a drink.
As he gets to the bar, he notices in one corner a slightly out-of-place female onion.
She looks a bit sad and being the compassionate onion that he is, he heads over to talk to her.
This is quickly affirmed as a good move, as they hit it off immediately; she was abandoned by her friends shortly after arriving and had been minding her own business ever since, but over a night of drinks and talking, they quickly fall into an infatuation and soon end up spending an oniony night of passion together.
When they awake in the morning, they don't find it awkward and a steady relationship between the two is struck.
This lasts a good while, having its ups and downs like any college relationship, but eventually the day comes when they both graduate.
The two couldn't be happier!
They both get jobs close to one another and move into an apartment together.
One day, the partner-onion is anxiously awaiting the lawyer-onion at home.
She's been ill all day and checking has confirmed her suspicions.
She tearfully - and joyfully - breaks the news to the lawyer-onion; they're going to have a tiny baby-onion together.
A shallot, if you will.
A few days later, this prompts the lawyer-onion to propose to his heretofore girlfriend-onion.
They are soon wed, having a fantastic wedding-day and husband and wife-onions are on top of the world.
The day comes of the birth and no complications - a tiny, healthy baby onion is born to two proud parents.
Seeing this little bundle of oniony love in their arms causes them to fall deeper in love than ever.
Over the next few years, husband-and-wife-onions' lives are fantastic.
He's prospering at work, she's really enjoying taking some time to raise the baby-onion and over time the baby-onion grows into a hale and hearty toddler-onion, who then becomes a child-onion.
One day, the idyll of the onions' lives is shattered when tragedy strikes.
The lawyer-onion (now a partner-onion in a prestigious law firm due to chance and hard work) is at work, and mother-onion is washing dishes and watching her child play in the yard.
She glances away to take another plate and turns her vision back to
... keep reading on reddit ➡I can report that they are having an owl
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
He came up to me and said, "Help yourself."
I woke up and someone had drawn happiness on my forehead.
... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, I’m trying to sheep. - Love this kid.
My friend had trouble sleeping because a clock kept ticking loudly near him all night, so when he told us that I responded "I bet that really Ticked You off."
I was promptly told to leave the premises and not come back.
Me: "well, we have to go, sadly" Dad: "no you don't! You could go happily!"
Me and my family were sitting in a restaurant and were celebrating my graduation. Then a topic that I didn't really want to talk about came up and I said "let's not talk about that right now, please" to which my dad replied "yeah you are probably right about that... let's talk again in ten minutes"
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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