One of my two African geese is either sick or injured and he’s not doing very well. I want to catch him because he either needs to be treated or put down. I don’t think he’s able to walk or get himself out of our large pond, but he can still swim well enough to make catching him difficult. He’s not very tame and I don’t really think he’d come to me for food or treats, unfortunately. Just wondering if you guys here might have any ideas or tips..

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So I have been watching ocgn, gme and amc side by side on 6 screens for 16 weeks from 8:00am - 5:00pm M-F. I have watched every single minute candle that has been produced from any of those 3 stocks. My knowledge of stock market isn't the best but my perception of routine and coincidences is......

Below passages are from text messages to a group of apes and they said I should post this as they said it was useful and hopefully you guys will debunk or add to this possible theory. It is a little bit shambles in reading as I was just blurring put my thoughts as I was looking at this:::

So that is 100% confirmed computer algorithms running in tandem to produce a certain outcome and when one leg failed or one part of the equation failed,,,,,,

GME WENT 🍌🍌🍌BECAUSE IT WASNT BEING SUPRESSED BY THE MANUFACTURERED OUTCOME IN AMC WITH THE CALLS AND COVERINGS

When amc halted, the computer didn't have a source of funds to keep shorting / buying puts and suppressing gme down all the time....

So when the source of funds generated by the amc shanagaians halted. The algorithm running on gme couldn't continue to keep running......

So the huge price surge took off and ran until amc came back on line.

Now after they realized the dogs got out on the first one......some quick and tasty fixing was implemented. But It was perfect and def wasn't strong enough because when amc halted a few more times. Gme would still seem to go up....just not as violently and beautifully as it did at 12:27 - 12:30 but it still didn't have the full leashes on it.....

Amc is literally being driven up by the same HF's that are short on it and loosing. They can afford to cover amc by driving the price up to fund the manipulation on GME The float is bigger and the attention is bigger for amc. Yes a shit ton of people are making amc money but that's all because the SHF'S are driving the price up by buying shares and covering (maybe) and buying calls up....the calls are silly. The options chain is nuts on amc. The prices for calls go from a buck or 2 to 10 -15....and this isn't anymore now all amc calls are a few bucks minimum. Anywhere..... They have made amc a money machine by putting it in the spotlight and having the community drive it up so fast and the volume is there to sell the calls right back off.....to send funds to gme algo to keep the leashes on the GME beasts So now with this information I have explained unless somewhere else has already said this.....amc will go to m

Howdy Ya’ll. I’m a former Dallas, TX resident who moved to Columbus, OH in the spring. I'm working to build up new social connections in a city where I know no one. Part of that is looking out for different events going on in the city, and if I’m going through all that trouble, why not write it down and help everyone socialize more.

This week we've got an 80s Girls Nights Out and a 90s Bar Crawl. We've got Sip and Shop and Shopapalozza. The German Village has the Garten Tour and Makers Market. We've also got Patriotic Pops, Summersgiving, The London Strawberry Festival, Independence Day Trivia and the Miss Ohio America contest. Summer is in full swing, so check it out!

^All ^events ^in ^EDT ^Timezone.

Things To Do This Week in Columbus, OH - June 24th - July 1st

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June 24, 2021 - Thursday

One Time Events

June 24 at 7:30pm - Winds of the Columbus Symphony at the Prince of Peace Lutheran Church - Part of the Summer Night Music Neighborhood Concert Series

June 24 at 8pm - Trivia at the Forge Tavern - Parks & Recreation

June 24 from 8:00pm - 8:30pm - “TURNSTILE LOVE CONNECTION” A musical short by Turnstile

Recurring Events

Thursdays from 4pm - 7pm - The Wexner Center for the Arts offers Free Admission courtesy of the American Electric Power Foundation

Thursdays from 5pm - 9pm - BAM (Bar Art Music) Thursdays at the Columbus Art Museum

Thursdays from 6pm - 7:30pm - CSS Indoor Basketball @ Thompson Rec! (Thursday Edition)

Thursdays from 6pm - 9pm (May - Sept) - Easton Unplugged at the Yard - acoustic concert series

Thursdays from 6:30pm - 9pm - House Wine - Thursday Night Wine Tastings

Thursdays from 6:30pm - 9pm (June 3 - Aug 12) - Hilliard's Station Park Celebration at the Station

Thursdays from 7pm - 9pm

ONE: SEEDING PANNOTIA

Instead of seeding an alien planet like Serina or Hamster's Paradise, Earth itself had been artificially terraformed deep in its history. The seeding takes place 630 million years ago, right at the beginning of the reign of the supercontinent Pannotia, when complex life was far rarer than it is now.

PLANTS

Okra

Kiwifruit

Potato

Onion

Cashew

Celery

Strawberry tree

Starfruit

Brazil nut

Beet

Mustard

Rapeseed

Broccoli

Cauliflower

Cabbage

Brussels sprouts

Chinese cabbage

Turnip

Pigeon pea

Jack bean

Chilli pepper

Red pepper

Bell pepper

Green pepper

Papaya

Safflower

Caraway

Chestnut

Watermelon

Tangerine

Orange

Grapefruit

Tangelo

Coconut

Coffee

Coriander

Cantaloupe

Melon

Cucumber

Squash

Pumpkin

Gourd

Marrow

Zucchini

Guar bean

Quince

Lemon

Lime

Carrot

Hyacinth bean

Longan

Persimmon

Cardamom

Loquat

Buckwheat

Feijoa

Fennel

Strawberry

Cotton

Sunflower

Flax

Lychee

Macadamia

Acerola

Apple

Mammee apple

Mango

Alfalfa

Rambutan

Prickly pear

Sainfoin

Passion fruit

Avocado

Lima bean

Kidney bean

Haricot bean

Adzuki bean

Mungo bean

String bean

Green bean

Allspice

Apricot

Sweet cherry

Sour cherry

Plum

Greengage

Mirabelle

Sloe

Almond

Peach

Guava

Pomegranate

Pear

Black currant

Red currant

Rose hip

Dogrose

Boysenberry

Raspberry

Blackberry

Elderberry

Sesame

Eggplant

Naranjilla

Rowanberry

Service tree

Hog plum

Tamarind

White clover

Alsike clover

Crimson clover

Red clover

Arrowleaf clover

Blueberry

Cranberry

Broad bean

Vetch

Crowpea

Black-eyed pea

Karite

Tomato

Grape

White mulberry

Jujube

Maize

Rice

Wheat

Barley

Sorghum

Millet

Oat

Triticale

Rye

Fonio

FUNGI

Agaricus bisporus

Pleurotus

Shiitake mushroom

Wood ear mushroom

Straw mushroom

Golden needle mushroom

Snow fungus

Beech mushroom

Wine cap mushroom

Black poplar mushroom

Lion's mane mushroom

Bamboo mushroom

INSECTS

Apis

Halictus

Bombus

Meliponini

Euglossini

Xylocopa

Osmia

Megachile

Ceratina

Homalictus

Andrena

Anthophora

Silkworm

MOLLUSKS

Garden snail

Roman snail

Vineyard snail

Grove snail

White-lipped snail

Vinyala

Turkish snail

Green garden snail

White garden snail

Giant African land snail

ANNELIDS

Red wiggler

European nightcrawler

African nightcrawler

Indian blue worm

Common earthworm

FISH

Goldfish

Koi

Guppy

Cauca molly

Amazon molly

Sailfin molly

Shortfin molly

Liberty molly

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When I tell people what happened, they look at me like I'm crazy. Or a liar.

I'm neither.

They say the madness I saw down there must have been hallucination... They try to explain it away with a combination of diver's narcosis and scattered nerves... in a high stress situation. But my assistant, Mark Handy, and I had been on many cave dives together- most were more technically demanding and "dangerous" than this one. We weren't the novice divers you hear about who descend too quickly- or miss the warning signs. We took every precaution and we did everything right. And everything went absolutely fine... until it became an instant fucking nightmare.

There was no diving accident. I didn't hallucinate and I'm not crazy.

And besides.. I've had minor narcosis before- more than once actually, most experienced divers have. This was different. I did feel actually feel tiny bit light headed, I admit that. But I did NOT feel calmly relaxed, detached, or high. I felt acute, penetrating fear. That kind of panic would never stick if this had been simple narcosis and nothing more.

I know what I saw. And I think I know why it happened.

And even though I'm scared shitless, I'm going to prove what I saw was authentic.... My partner was wearing a body cam, to document whatever we'd find on our archeological dive. And I'm going to retrieve it.

Then I'll post it to youtube and put the link in the comments... To prove I'm right.

At the moment, I'm sitting here typing at the cenote itself, in the Reserva Estatal Geohidrológica Anila, vaguely north of Maní and almost directly west of Chichen Itza.

I'm not going to give the exact coordinates publicly, for fear that unexperienced divers- or worse, treasure hunters- will go there and meet the same fate as Mark... It's humid here, around 90 degrees. But I feel a chill in my flesh. I have fucking goose bumps.

The sky looks heavy... it will rain later, but that makes no difference to me. This cenote is pretty much a straight dive, and there's no current. Even with a downpour, the weather won't matter.

So let me tell you what happened. And I know you won't believe me, but once I retrieve the camera I'll fucking prove it.

Mark and I had been analyzing texts from the Franciscan missionaries to the area- texts from the mid1500s, especially from the writings of Diego de Landa- the Bishop in charge of christian missionary activities in the Yucatan around 1550.

He is credited for his very in depth study of the Mayan people a

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Apes,

THERE'S NO AMOUNT OF TIT JACKERRY THAT CAN HAPPEN THAT WILL BEAT THIS. The YouTube profile of GameStop released a promotional video about a new Pokemon game. Did you notice something peculiar about the video?

HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

The correct answer to the story is D. Jack and the Beanstalk. In case you're an ant 🐜, a Europoor (like me 🇪🇺), Ameritard, our African brothers or really any friendly ape who doesn't know... here's a synopsis 🦍🦍🦍:

A children's story. Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds. Jack climbs the beanstalk and finds himself in the castle of an unfriendly giant. The giant senses Jack's presence and cries, “Fee, fie, fo, fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman!” Outwitting the giant, Jack is able to retrieve many goods once stolen from his family, including an enchanted goose that lays golden eggs. Jack then escapes by chopping down the beanstalk.The giant, who is pursuing him, falls to his death, and Jack and his family prosper.*

ARE YOU READY FOR LAUNCH?! 🚀🚀🚀 FLOOR IS 10 MILL ! ! ! CHOP ONLY ON THE WAY DOWN

No dates, but Pokemon Snap releases April 30th.

Link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2-Uia7mefU

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Edit: Formatting

Well, toucan play at that game.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.