Overheard the best Dadjoke ever today.

I was at Advanced Auto Parts today and overheard the end of this coversation:

Guy one: "-ending a story about where he facebooked a one night stand- ...so I found out I fucked my third cousin."

Guy two: "Well, stop counting."

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📅︎ Jul 28 2014
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