I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
On an earlier post I mentioned Yoruba names, and how they are a full sentence. Thought I’d expand here! FYI, I am Yoruba but born and raised in England; I don’t speak Yoruba fluently, so this is all based off what I know and some sources online. Links for more names and some info about Yoruba at the end of the post.
Yoruba names are quite long and share parts with other names (e.g. Oluwakemi and Oluwafemi), so are often shortened. I’ve included a few nicknames alongside full names.
Common words used within names
- Olu/Oluwa = god, the lord
- Mi = me
- Ade (pron. ah-deh) = crown, royalty
- Ola = wealth, nobility
- Aye = world, life
- De = arrive
- Bi = born
Names
- Folasade (Sade, like the singer) = rule/lead with nobility. Assume royalty with your wealth
- (fi = use, ola = wealth/nobility, se = perform/make, ade = crown)
- Adegboyega (John Boyega’s full surname) = the crown increased our honour
- (ade = crown, gbe = carry, oye = honour, ga = tall)
- Olajide (KSI’s first name) = wealth arose to come
- (ola = wealth, ji = arise/awaken, de = arrive)
- Adepitan (para-athlete Ade Adepitan’s surname) = the crown tells a story
- (ade = crown, pa = tell, itan = stories)
- Oluwakemi (Kemi) = god cares for me
- (oluwa = god, ke = cares for, mi = me)
- Adekemi (Kemi) = the crown cares for me
- (ade = crown, ke = cares for, mi = me)
- Oluwafemi (Femi) = god loves me
- (oluwa = god, fe = love, mi = me)
- Ifeoluwa (Ife) = the love of god / god’s will
- (ife = love/will, oluwa = god)
- Temilola (Temi or Lola)
- (temi = mine, ni = is, ola = wealth)
- Eniola = one who has wealth
- (eni = person, ola = wealth)
- Adeola = the crown of wealth
- (ade = crown, ola = wealth)
- Taiwo = have a taste of life. Given to first of a set of twins
- (to…wo = taste, aye = world/life)
- Kehinde = one who comes second. Given to second of a set twins
- (kehin = comes last, de = arrive)
- Bisade = born into royalty
- (bi = born, si = into, ade = crown/royalty)
- Adebisi = the crown has given birth to more
- (ade = crown, bi = give birth, sii = more)
- Yemisi = honours me
- (ye…si = honour/celebrate, mi = me)
- Yewande = mother sought me out to this place
- (iye = mother, wa = look for, n/mi = me, de = arrive)
- Abisola = born into wealth
- (a = we, bi = give birth, si = into, ola = wealth)
- Jadesola = eme
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Well folks we're at the last SU2C special this year. Wrapping up the star studded line up this week we have comedians Anneka Rice and John Bishop, Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle and Paralympian and broadcaster Ade Adepitan.
Enjoy and we'll see you all back here in the Autumn (or Fall for our American friends) for Series 12 (or Season 9) of The Great British Bake Off!
Let’s see how it goes!
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Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
