An orange, because they don't rhyme.
Similarly, if you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for an hour. But if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
He died of old adage...
It really puts into perspective that old adage βyou have to spend money to make moneyβ
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Pun-laden remembrances after the death of the Italian chef.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
- He pasta way.
- We cannoli do so much.
- His legacy will become a pizza history.
- Just proves the old adage, βHere today, gone tomato.β
- How sad that he ran out of thyme.
- Olive my prayers go to the family.
- His wife is very upset; cheese still not over it.
- You never sausage a tragic thing!
https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/did-you-hear-about-the-italian-chef-who-died/
I own two cats, this is relevant. While getting ready for work this morning, I sneezed really hard. After blessing me, my dad goes "Y'know, I never knew that adage was true."
"Which one is that?" I ask.
"If you lay down with cats, you wake up with sneeze."
I asked her why. She stated the old adage: "Step on a line, break your mother's spine. Step in a crack, break your mother's back."
"Honey, can you step on the grass for a moment?"
