Achilles Heel Puns

I recently tore my Achilles. The doctor doesn't know if it'll heel.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Coffeechipmunk

📅︎ Mar 14 2016

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It really is a weakness

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/ToastyZ71

📅︎ Apr 09 2021

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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.

That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 10 2018

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What a carefree puppy

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/The_Algerian

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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Homer had a hard time writing factually.

It was his Achilles heel.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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I know Almost nothing about Greek Mythology.

It is my Achilles heel.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Gandalf_The_Gobshite

📅︎ Mar 21 2019

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