A list of puns related to "Accepting house"
I am not one to refuse charry tea.
WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?
When he got to old man Johnson’s house the old man said “My yard doesn’t need any work, but my porch is in need of a coat of paint. I’ll pay you 50 bucks, and if you finish by sundown I’ll throw in a 50 dollar bonus”.
With a confused look on his face little Johnny accepted the offer and got to work.
Less than an hour later little Johnny knocked on old man Johnson’s door to collect his hundred dollars.
“All finished, that’ll be one hundred dollars”!
Noticing there wasn’t a single drop of paint on the porch the old man started quizzing little Johnnys integrity.
“Now little Johnny, are you absolutely positively one hundred percent sure you finished painting my porch”?
“I sure am! Oh and by the way that’s not a porch, it’s a Ferrari”!
He wouldn’t accept any compensation. Called it our house warming gift.
Me: "Hey, that's not a gouda thing to say."
My soon to be father in law laughed and said, "That was a good one."
It made me feel like a parmanent member of the family.
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