Absent Fathers Puns

A list of puns related to "Absent Fathers"

I went to a cannibal wedding. The Groom toasted the bridesmaids, The best man toasted the Bride and Groom and the father of the Bride toasted absent friends.....

It was one hell of a barbecue.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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What do you call an absent mother or father figure?

Paren't

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👤︎ u/iatemyownload
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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I may have gotten my hatred of English tradition from dad...

But I can only speculate because he was an absent-tea father.

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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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Want to hear a really bad dad joke?

There was once an absent father

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👤︎ u/manthey8989
📅︎ Nov 12 2017
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