Abasa Puns

Here is the link to the surah if anyone wants. Surah Abasa

the first few ayas of this surah are as follows

>عَبَسَ وَتَوَلَّىٰ
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>1. The Prophet frowned and turned away
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>أَن جَاءَهُ الْأَعْمَىٰ
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>2. Because there came to him the blind man, [interrupting].
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>وَمَا يُدْرِيكَ لَعَلَّهُ يَزَّكَّىٰ
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>3. But what would make you perceive, [O Muhammad], that perhaps he might be purified
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>أَوْ يَذَّكَّرُ فَتَنفَعَهُ الذِّكْرَىٰ

I also understand it's our stance that the prophet, along with the infallible have a great amount of knowledge of the unseen, such as their time of death and the deeds of people etc. But doesn't this ayah invalidate that claim because Allah swt is clearly stating that the prophet did not know the deeds of this man who came to him? I understand the the text within brackets is inferred, is our inference different from the mainstream sunni one? and why so if it is.

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Selam! I watched once a video where Nouman Ali Khan was demonstrating that there is a kind of linguistic symmetry in Ayat Kursi - where the first and last sentence/segment, the second and penultimate, the third and the last third, and so one, until every couple would match in theme or linguistics, leaving the middle sentence a sort of symbolical knot that tied them together.

Then I watched other videos claiming the same phenomena regarding other Surahs, so I decided to try and find out by myself if there was any such thing all over the Qur'an. So I did and I found out every Surah has a ring structure within itself or a mirror symmetry when coupled with another Surah. I decided to share one of my findings - it's about Surah 'Abasa. I am sharing this one because it's a relatively short Surah and the phenomena is clear enough to be understood even by people who have never read the Qur'an.

Let me know your thoughts on this and hit me up if you want to read other works like this (about other Surahs). I would like to find out if it will be accepted as a thing or if it will be rejected. I welcome all criticism as long as it's respectful.

Thank you

Hey all, I'm seriously considering picking soccer back up again this Fall after over a decade's hiatus... I formerly played both HFC and Varsity HS soccer here in WNC.

What are the options for adult soccer in the Asheville area? Are there options other than ABASA? Having never been to an ABASA game or knowing anyone who plays adult soccer in the area, what can you folks tell me about the league from personal experience? Are there better options for a relatively experienced but out of shape adult player?

Thanks!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!