Just one, but has to want to change.
That's what I call clean energy
He came back a badder E.
He was always getting hammered
Until Jesus went to go get a glass of water
Well, now I am still a drinker but at least I lost some weight
Now I have no idea who I drink with
He has a boos problem
I see a few new faces and must say im very dissapointed
He's been having lots of trouble with the steps lately.
I thought, “This guy’s heading for a breakdown.”
Tell your friends, there's no charge for the joke.
My dad said, "wouldn't that make Grade AAA even better?"
I said, "it would make it even smaller."
He told us last night that he'll be asked his secret for success this morning.
He says at age 82 and after 37 alcohol-free years, the secret is fairly simple:
"Don't drink, and don't die."
