ATS 6 Puns

“Oooooooooo”

but he was mean and showed up at 5.

Cookie sheets! :-)

He was Coffin all morning.

It has a lot of dawn time.

Now I'm stuck here dealing with all this emotional baggage.

But really, it just smells like teen spirit.

I told him kindergarten

I responded without missing a beat, "That, my son, is a pine apple."

Shoutout to the mom passing by who witnessed and appreciated this gem.

“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”

She gave him a weigh in a manger.

I told her I might be running late and asked if we could make it 6:38 instead?

I really hope he eats his words.

I replied Kindergarten

"Good morning, son!"

Hey, Dad, what's up? (Wondering if something bad is up)..

"So, you know why it's never a good idea to get in an argument with your dad?"

(I'm still groggy waking up) Why, Dad?

"Because he already knows all the 'Your Mom' jokes, and you definitely don't want to hear them from him! Ahahahaha!!" /hangs up on me.

Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.

For the watch!!

I guess that was my missedsteak

Meat.

Me (talking about work): “I just want to get ahead.” Her: “Dad, you already have a head.”

Brings tears to my eyes.

The dancers did not do a very good job of stayin' alive... but at least it wasn't a disco inferno.

Hey son rise.

We were at church one sunday when someone spilled tea all over my new button down shirt. I immediately asked "What do you think this is, a T-Shirt"?

Don't you know breasts are 50 cents a piece here?