27 Hilarious ATS 6 Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My 6 year olds just told me this at breakfast. “What does a cow with no lips say?”

“Oooooooooo”

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👤︎ u/YoItsMeAmerica

📅︎ Feb 13 2022

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The Comcast guy said he would be at my house between 4 and 6,

but he was mean and showed up at 5.

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👤︎ u/BigJimSlade77

📅︎ Oct 28 2021

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This is from my 6 yo daughter. I know she probably heard it at school so I'm pretty sure it's not an original, but she gets the biggest grin when she delivers the punchline: What does the Gingerbread man put on his bed?

Cookie sheets! :-)

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👤︎ u/lodiman77

📅︎ Dec 18 2021

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My 6 year old told me this one... "Did you hear about the guy who got sick at a funeral?"....

He was Coffin all morning.

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👤︎ u/Olaffubbuffalo

📅︎ Oct 02 2021

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Have you heard about the new RPG where the time is fixed at 6:00 AM?

It has a lot of dawn time.

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👤︎ u/Hurtkopain

📅︎ Oct 20 2021

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I told my suitcases we're not going anywhere for at least 6 months.

Now I'm stuck here dealing with all this emotional baggage.

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👤︎ u/Caleb-the-God

📅︎ May 07 2021

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6 strands of Kurt Cobain’s hair sold at auction in the last month for $14,000. You’d think it would have a very musty odor.

But really, it just smells like teen spirit.

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👤︎ u/shua_mc

📅︎ Jun 02 2021

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A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6

I told him kindergarten

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand

📅︎ Feb 23 2021

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True story: My family and I were walking at an apple orchard today when my 6-year-old noticed a discarded apple and asked "Why is there an apple under a pine tree?"

I responded without missing a beat, "That, my son, is a pine apple."

Shoutout to the mom passing by who witnessed and appreciated this gem.

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👤︎ u/Etereve

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends “well the chicken strips for 6$”

“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”

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👤︎ u/callmemrjackass

📅︎ Mar 19 2021

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Bit of a long one but this was 6 years ago i punned at my sister for an hour reddit.com/gallery/k2ad0t

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👤︎ u/adam10boy

📅︎ Nov 27 2020

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How did Mary know baby Jesus was 6 lbs. 3 oz. at birth?

She gave him a weigh in a manger.

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👤︎ u/CountMC10

📅︎ Dec 21 2020

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Recent father. Yesterday my wife told me we “would be having dinner at around 6:30, 7 o’clock”

I told her I might be running late and asked if we could make it 6:38 instead?

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👤︎ u/hoopsrule44

📅︎ Oct 23 2020

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My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.

I really hope he eats his words.

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👤︎ u/fordskis

📅︎ Nov 06 2020

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A cop pulled me over and asked me, “Where were you at 5-6?”

I replied Kindergarten

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👤︎ u/A1hero

📅︎ Apr 04 2019

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My dad called me at 6:30 am today to tell me this. He's in his 50's, I'm 30...

"Good morning, son!"

Hey, Dad, what's up? (Wondering if something bad is up)..

"So, you know why it's never a good idea to get in an argument with your dad?"

(I'm still groggy waking up) Why, Dad?

"Because he already knows all the 'Your Mom' jokes, and you definitely don't want to hear them from him! Ahahahaha!!" /hangs up on me.

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👤︎ u/frodohaskids

📅︎ Jan 27 2015

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I just learned that now we have to social-distance at the beach and mark a 6-foot perimeter!

Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.

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👤︎ u/TMCBarnes

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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Why was 6 afraid of 7, because 789. Why did 7 eat nine? Because at the restaurant 7 was at, 9 came in that order.

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👤︎ u/Anti-vaxxer-hater

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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Why did John Snow stand in line for 6 hours at Apple store?

For the watch!!

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👤︎ u/str33techie

📅︎ Feb 15 2020

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I thought dinner was at 7, not 6...

I guess that was my missedsteak

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👤︎ u/ghstmnky

📅︎ Mar 06 2019

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Paul's an assistant at a butcher shop . He's 6 foot tall and wears a size 9 shoe . What does he weight ?

Meat.

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👤︎ u/Messicanhero

📅︎ Jun 07 2019

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Research has shown that 7 out of 6 people are bad at fractions.

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👤︎ u/trenton00

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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My 6 year old got me at dinner

Me (talking about work): “I just want to get ahead.” Her: “Dad, you already have a head.”

Brings tears to my eyes.

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👤︎ u/somethingaboutbeer

📅︎ Jan 12 2018

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A panic at a disco recently caused 6 deaths...

The dancers did not do a very good job of stayin' alive... but at least it wasn't a disco inferno.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 10 2018

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Dad wanted to wake his son up at 6 am, so he said

Hey son rise.

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👤︎ u/Carter16891

📅︎ Dec 25 2017

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I peaked at 6

We were at church one sunday when someone spilled tea all over my new button down shirt. I immediately asked "What do you think this is, a T-Shirt"?

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👤︎ u/mck111

📅︎ Dec 02 2013

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I ordered 6 wings for 5 bucks at the strip club last night. Friend knew how to handle this.

Don't you know breasts are 50 cents a piece here?

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👤︎ u/lunarseed

📅︎ Feb 22 2015

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