What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?

Same shit, different day.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AstrosAtoZ
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07 2020
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I like to meet my girlfriend at 12.59...

I like that one to one time

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sardonicuis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27 2020
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Make sure at 11:59 tonight you lift your left leg

That way you can start the new year on the right foot!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JordanSM
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31 2019
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I will be sitting in the toilet at new years eve 11:59 pm...

I'll be like same shit different year

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mounis11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28 2018
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Dad always told me to take my dumps at 11:59 pm.

So when the clock strikes midnight itโ€™ll be the same shit different day

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Icy9kills
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20 2018
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My wife said that she really enjoys 1-to-1 conversations.

So I woke her up at 12:59 for a chat.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 16 2018
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Got my dad and the cashier!

So we were at a certain popular buffet chain, and when my dad 54-year-old with a long white beard went up to pay, the Spanish cashier asked if he was eligible for the senior discount, for ages 65+.

He strokes his beard and says "Nope, I'm not quite there yet.

I was standing behind him waiting to go eat, and I said "Well maybe you should try talking Spanish? Then you will be a seรฑor!"

She gave us the discount, everybody around us cracked up laughing, applause was had, and the Albert Einstein behind us gave me $100. (Seriously though, they both laughed, she gave us the $0.59 discount, and Dad tells this story every chance he gets.)

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ancel3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 28 2015
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I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and noticed the clock turn to midnight.

I thought, โ€œSame shit. Different day.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04 2020
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I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight...

Same shit, different day

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GerryAtrick1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11 2018
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At 11:59:59, don't forget to get your left foot off the ground.

That way you can start the new year on the right foot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/karmaniak
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31 2019
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If you are sitting on the toilet pooping starting at 11:59 and the clock strikes midnight...

It's the same crap, different day.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kerlandays
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26 2019
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Last night, I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and the clock struck midnight.

I thought, โ€œSame shit, different day.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 07 2018
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I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock struck midnight. I thought 'Same shit, different day.'
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JohnathanWickers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 31 2018
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At 11:59:59, don't forget to stand-up and lift your left foot off the ground.

That way you start the new year off on the right foot!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/brewingcode
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01 2017
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I like meeting people at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time
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