ATS 59 Puns

Same shit, different day.

I like that one to one time

That way you can start the new year on the right foot!

I'll be like same shit different year

So when the clock strikes midnight it’ll be the same shit different day

So I woke her up at 12:59 for a chat.

So we were at a certain popular buffet chain, and when my dad 54-year-old with a long white beard went up to pay, the Spanish cashier asked if he was eligible for the senior discount, for ages 65+.

He strokes his beard and says "Nope, I'm not quite there yet.

I was standing behind him waiting to go eat, and I said "Well maybe you should try talking Spanish? Then you will be a señor!"

She gave us the discount, everybody around us cracked up laughing, applause was had, and the Albert Einstein behind us gave me $100. (Seriously though, they both laughed, she gave us the $0.59 discount, and Dad tells this story every chance he gets.)

I thought, “Same shit. Different day.”

Same shit, different day

That way you can start the new year on the right foot.

It's the same crap, different day.

I thought, “Same shit, different day.”

That way you start the new year off on the right foot!