Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A teenage girl came across an elderly man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane to a Lil Wayne song.
"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".
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︎ Jun 18 2020
My local radio station really needs to hire an actual weatherman.
I want to hear more about the big storm system in the area but they keep asking for updates from a "meaty urologist."
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︎ Jan 16 2018
They were talking about baseball on sports radio when, for some reason, they mentioned an event Anakin Skywalker was attending in southern California...
... He went to the San Diego Pod Race.
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︎ May 10 2016
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down"
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I saw an add that said βRadio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on fullβ
I thought, βI canβt turn that down.β
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︎ Jul 20 2019
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Jun 04 2020
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ May 01 2020
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Today I saw an ad that said βradio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max levelβ
I thought, well I just canβt turn that down
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︎ Feb 13 2019
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I saw an ad for a radio that said: Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.
I just knew I couldn't turn that down.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Dec 05 2019
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Jun 11 2019
I saw an ad on Craigslist for a free radio. The only thing wrong with it was that the volume knob was stuck on high.
I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Jan 03 2019
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
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︎ Nov 25 2018
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Aug 01 2019
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Aug 15 2019
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Saw an ad that said "Radio for sale, $1. Volume knob stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down "
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︎ Oct 07 2017
Today I saw an ad that said: "radio for sale, 1$, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Dec 21 2018
Saw an ad yesterday that said, "radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full."
I thought to myself, "Can't turn that down."
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︎ Mar 13 2018
Yesterday, I saw an ad for a radio.
The ad said, βRadio for sale. $1.00. Volume stuck on loud.β
I thought, βWow! I canβt turn that down!"
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︎ Mar 26 2018
Yesterday I saw an ad that said, "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on max."
I thought, "I can't turn that down"
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︎ Mar 15 2018
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