A. Sheriff Puns

A list of puns related to "A. Sheriff"

A mysterious thief has stolen all the toilets from the local sheriff's office.

The police have nothing to go on.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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Did you hear about the retired Sheriff who started a landscaping business?

He called it Lawn Order

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👤︎ u/piratesox
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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The town's sheriff, who was also a prolific painter, was once attacked by seven men but managed to fight them off single-handedly. It was because....

He was a Marshal artist.

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👤︎ u/EvilSandwichMan
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Our sheriff works as a bartender

He serves just ice.

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👤︎ u/KuboS0S
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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If law enforcement officers were called to the apartment of a female bassist in response to a noise complaint, there would be sheriffs because she riffs.
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👤︎ u/ManLeader
📅︎ Feb 22 2014
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Actual quote by a sheriff at the Oroville Dam news conference:

"This is a fluid situation, obviously..."

context: http://www.kcra.com/article/evacuation-orders-issued-for-low-levels-of-oroville/8735215

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👤︎ u/Matt111098
📅︎ Feb 13 2017
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