While out caroling one Christmas eve, Jeff & Don were tragically killed in the middle of singing "Deck the Halls". In a strange twist, they were reincarnated as ass-less leather chaps. Jeff looked at his friend and said...

..."Don, we now are gay apparel."

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A string walks into a bar...

โ€œWe donโ€™t serve your kind round hereโ€

โ€œWhy knot?โ€ (1)

โ€œYouโ€™re always causing frictionโ€ (2)

The string leaves the bar, twists himself up, parts his hair and walks back into the bar.

โ€œAinโ€™t you the same guy who came in a minute ago?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m a frayed knot.โ€ (3)

Now thatโ€™s a Christmas cracker ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŽ„

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