A list of puns related to "A Teen"
βYou cantaloupe! Your too youngβ
She replied yes I think people should be allowed to get married however they want. So proud.
Aparent
A canteen
A adult male is a Man-ager
Oh shit, my boomerang!
"Have you seen him? He's a tall Pakistani guy. Can't miss him." "No, sorry man." "Bummer... Yeah I've gotta catch Amal."
My fiance nearly threw her engagement ring at me for that one.
An adolescent Adderall essence
On the day of the prom, he goes to pick up his suit. However, once he gets there, thereβs a line, so he waits....and waits...and waits...
After he gets his suit, he goes to get her corsage. When he gets to the flower shop, however, thereβs an even bigger line, so he waits...and he waits...and he waits...
Once he had the corsages, he made his way to her house, but the roads were packed so he had to wait in line for the turnoff. So he waited...and waited.
Finally, he reaches her house, picks her up, and drives her to prom. But thereβs a line to get into the school, so they wait... and wait...
At last, they are in the prom and dancing away. After a while, they get thirsty. So they head for the refreshment table and.....
Thereβs no punch line
is because it's so much harder to give birth to a teenager.
Its called the iRoll with a companion download for adults called the Groan app.
Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.
Ferrous Bueller
They've been charged with crimes against huge manatee.
He said, "Well son, you don't need to. You've already groaned up in the past years."
Dos Equus
They can call it "Genital Hospital".
We're in California, and the drought is on our minds as we approach what (in a good year) is the rainy season. As I checked the weather forecast, I gave a little cheer.
"Chance of showers this week!" I told my son.
"Well, for me, it's a 100% chance," he said. "Every morning, about 5:30."
cantaloupe
In my class there was an assignment where you had to bring an item to represent yourself.
A student did a speech on how a cake represented her.
After the speech, i said, " well that speech really took the cake"
The teacher was the only one to laugh.
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