I bought a thesaurus but when I opened it all the pages were blank
I had no words to describe how angry I was
Went to a fish and chip shop shop that served the food on old atlas pages instead of newspaper.
A bit odd but it really put that plaice on the map.
Did you hear Elliott Page wrote a book about him changing his pronoun?
I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didn’t laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...
It must have been the delivery...
I accidentally ripped a page off my dictionary
After re-checking it, I found out that little to nothing was missing.
I am having a really bad day, somebody ripped the front and back pages out of my dictionary.
It just goes from Bad to Worse!
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.
How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.
Apparently it was big news.
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of a dictionary
I learned next to nothing
If I write “history” twice on a a page...
...does it mean I’ve rewritten history?
Saw this on a local page.
Page 103.) “A Waterslide”
What do you call a ghost that follows Instaram meme pages
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
I opened a book and counted the average value of how many times the letters A to M appear in each page of the book. After getting the results, I threw them away.
They are only means to an N.
My English teacher gave me a D on my literature essay. Among other things, my Works Cited page was apparently “too short and informal”.
You wanna know what’s a real page turner?
What do you call an old German currency that can double as a page finder?
What do you get when you roll a joint with a page from the dictionary?
There is a wizard who terrorizes libraries by ripping pages out of books...
Censorship of a web page...
I wrote a 403 page essay about the internet.
There was another page, but I can't find it.
What do you call a crumpled up page of a book on the ground?
I’m going to finance a theatrical production performed on a stage covered in pages from the dictionary.
It will be a play on words.
Texted my family a post on the front page and my dad shot back with this. Should have seen it coming
My friend told me a story of how his little brother ate pages of a magazine and I asked if it was Readers Digest.
I’m too proud of myself to not tell anyone. I honestly think it was like one of those jokes that you come up with after the opportunity has passed, accept this time I thought of it quick enough. I hope this doesn’t appear as self-aggrandizement, I just think it was a good pun.
For my english final, I had to type a 6 page essay about AIDS, along with a one slide powerpoint with related pictures. My teacher didn't care for my pun.
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I wrote up my 20 page patent application for an assistive tech robot that flips pages of a book for you.
I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Just bought a thesaurus and got home to find out the pages are all blank!
I have no words to describe how angry I am...
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I was so bored I memorized six pages of a dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am
I bought a dictionary the other day, but when I got home it was just blank pages
I have no words to Express how angry I am.
I bought a thesaurus on-line and when it arrived all the pages were blank.
I have no words for how angry I am.
I just bought a thesaurus, but all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am
So I bought a thesaurus the other day... But all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I bought a thesaurus and when I got home I saw that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am ....
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