I met a lady at a bar who was a housekeeper. I offered to buy her a drink. She said, "sure. I'll take a scotch..."

"Make it neat."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a housekeeper in Beijing?

Maid in China!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Crimsonae
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Just got back from an interview as a housesitter. The lady said it involved some light housekeeping.

I've answered 'I've never kept a lighthouse before, but I'm willing to try'.

She said she'll give me a call.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Demonazzzz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Just heard this one.

Me talking to my housekeeper:

"So how do you pronounce burrito in Spanish?"

"Burrito" (with a rolled r)

dad walks in

"You know how I pronounce burrito in Spanish?"

"How?"

"Burrito in Spanish."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NOT_THE_RIGHT_GUY
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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