A list of puns related to "A Gettysburg Address"
Surely you've heard of his Gettysburg Address!
Does anyone know the Gettysburg address?
He was told to deliver to the Gettysburg Address.
As we're passing through Gettysburg:
My father: You know, I always wanted to live out here.
Me: Oh yeah?
My father: Yeah, I always wanted a Gettysburg Address
This morning, my wife and I were driving and we passed a certain street which excited my wife. She then turned to me and said, "Oh look, it's Gettysburg! I would like to live there someday."
With a grin, I replied, "Then we'd have a Gettysburg address."
Me: I can't believe I have to memorize the entire Gettysburg Address by tomorrow.
Dad: Make sure you don't forget the zipcode!
Me: -_____-
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