I would put a star wars joke
But I don't wanna force it
Can a ninja throw a throwing star?
Worker: Boss, can I have a week free around christmas? Boss: ...it's May. Worker: Oops, sorry, boss.
MAY, I have a week free around christmas?
What do you call a Star Trek android with scoliosis?
How do you know which star is the Christmas star?
What's a star wars character's favorite type of car?
A classic Christmas movie
Before I went to the Star Wars cosplay, I thought everyone was one-dimensional. Then I met a pair of gorgeous woman dressed as astromech droids.
My dad is a Star Wars fan so I decided to draw him a picture of Grogu for Father’s Day.
He took one look at it, shook his head and said...
“Yoda, best”
Happy Father’s Day!
A two-star officer was so vain about how good he looked in the updated uniform...
...he ordered all flare guns to be loaded with an action figure in his likeness. That's right:
the Very model of a modern major general.
Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
Just bought a terrible thesaurus from a Star Wars gift shop
It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
I want a new bum for Christmas
What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?
What do you call two stars orbiting each other?
Why didn’t the rope get any presents for Christmas?
I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “hell no, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
Just a reminder that it's only "Star Wars Day" if....
In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), here’s a themed dad joke!
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
My friend from France loves Star Wars and milk tea.
I’m planning him a Boba Fête.
What do you call a middle-Eastern man who doesn't like Christmas?
Last Christmas, all I wanted was the gift of good grammar.
But God doesn't listen properly, does he? He just Sent a Clause.
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
I'm a big hit every year at Christmas when I tell the Usain Bolt joke.
What was a very common name in the middle ages?
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Did you hear about the new movie about tropical birds, starring Ben Stiller?
It's called "Meet the Parrots"
A sequel is already in the works: "Meet the Flockers"
Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
Did you hear about the star that exploded?
How can you tell if your Christmas log is male?
By checking the man-yule.
Have a holly Punny Christmas (oc)
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?
Merry Christmas here's a ginger bread house.
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe
My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
What do you type into a time machine if you want to go to Christmas?
Present Day.
I haven't tried it, but pretty sure it'll work.
An employee asks: "Can I have a week off around christmas?"
Boss: "Its may."
Employee: "Sorry, may I have a week off around christmas?"
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