So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.

So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtherUnameInShop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackieLouCue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....

He was a frat buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?

What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeeter102030
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"

It was an Otis wedding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What do you call breakfast at a hotel in Green Bay?

Wis-continental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_E_L_Bawks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), β€œlook Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, β€œno, it’s a bagel.” β€œWhy is it a bagel?” β€œBecause it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...

The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahonriWY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay?

Bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetaDontSueMe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I have a half dozen numbered storage β€˜bays’ that I keep downstairs, all my camping equipment is in the last one, so every camping trip starts with me getting back to bay six.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What do you call a young bee that flies around the bay?

A bay-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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I've been cutting lumber for a tourist viewpoint over the bays in Norway

One could say I've been pining for the fjords

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belly_bell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Do you guys remember when Michael Bay appeared on a thread here in this sub?

The thread really blew up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DELIBIRD_RULEZ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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Why can't a seagull fly over a bay?

Because then it would be a bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rukazor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What do you call a bird that flies over a bay?

A bagel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EeveePxl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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What do call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimbelly00
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexIsAnAI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2015
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