So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.
So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
He was a frat buoy.
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
A bagel.
I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"
It was an Otis wedding.
What do you call breakfast at a hotel in Green Bay?
Wis-continental.
We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), “look Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, “no, it’s a bagel.” “Why is it a bagel?” “Because it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...
The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay?
Bagels
I have a half dozen numbered storage ‘bays’ that I keep downstairs, all my camping equipment is in the last one, so every camping trip starts with me getting back to bay six.
What do you call a young bee that flies around the bay?
A bay-bee.
I've been cutting lumber for a tourist viewpoint over the bays in Norway
One could say I've been pining for the fjords
Do you guys remember when Michael Bay appeared on a thread here in this sub?
The thread really blew up.
Why can't a seagull fly over a bay?
Because then it would be a bagel.
What do you call a bird that flies over a bay?
A bagel
What do call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A bagel
If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
A bagel.
