I was invited to a wealthy French person's house recently, and he was showing me his yacht collection at his private marina.
As we walked down the quay, this person was telling me "Ah oui, zis is yacht numero un, zis is numero deux, trois, zis is quatre, six, numero sept.."
I stopped him, and I told him, "What happened to number five?"
He said, "Ah oui, that's cinq"
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︎ Jan 02 2023
My neighbour just killed himself by drinking a gallon of Yacht varnishβ¦
β¦it was a terrible death, but a lovely finish.
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︎ Feb 11 2023
Did you hear the news? Elon Musk hit a dolphin with his yacht!
He says it was a mistake, but I think he did it on porpoise.
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︎ Sep 14 2022
I am starting a yacht-building company in my attic
Iβm expecting my sails to go through the roof.
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︎ Apr 02 2022
I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
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If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
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What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?
The beginning of a beautiful French ship.
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This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...
Sails are through the roof!
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︎ Mar 21 2020
My dad wants a yacht
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My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Iβd like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
Iβd like to get the best of boat words.
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︎ Jul 09 2018
I've built up a business building yachts in my attic.
I'm delighted to say...sales are going through the roof
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︎ Feb 28 2023
A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. βThis is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.β
Me: βwhereβs the fifth one?β
βCinq.β
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︎ Jan 22 2023
Thanks a...
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︎ Feb 07 2023
The start of a beautiful French ship
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︎ Jan 15 2023
I Started A New Business Making Yachts In My Attic This Year
The sails are going through the roof
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︎ Mar 10 2022
A boat that brings your pet back?
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︎ Jan 16 2023
My girlfriend said we need a gravy boat because we're hosting Thanksgiving this year...
I told her in that case, we should get some gravy life jackets too.
[The glare she shot me was legendary, but so worth it:)]
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︎ Oct 17 2022
You really yacht to see what they are seizing from the Russian oligarchs
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︎ Mar 05 2022
I have a friend who owns a yachting business, but had to work from home due to the pandemic...
Now his sails are through the roof.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Tips for success in starting a beer business.
Step 1: Start a beer company named Responsibly.
Step 2: Watch as every other beer company promotes you for free at the end of their commercials.
Step 3: Enjoy your yacht.
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︎ May 27 2022
My rich friend took me on a boating trip.
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︎ Aug 07 2022
What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What is a Russian oligarchβs least favorite dice game?
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︎ Mar 04 2022
I was thinking about buying a luxury boat
But it costs a yacht more than I thought
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︎ Jan 28 2020
If you flip over a canoe, you can wear it as a hat.
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︎ Jun 19 2022
What do you call a boat that doesn't allow criticism?
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︎ Feb 01 2019
What kind of boat goes to school?
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︎ Jun 18 2022
My wife didn't want to live on a boat.
I asked her, "Why n-yacht?"
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︎ Mar 21 2022
I just gambled the family boat away.
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︎ Feb 11 2022
My Son just told me this one:
Son: I can spell Yacht!
Dad: Ok, spell Yacht
Son: Y-A-H-T
Dad: You forgot the C
Son: No, itβs under the Yacht
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︎ May 22 2021
Life is getting tough for Russian oligarchs
It's gonna cost them a yacht
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︎ Mar 17 2022
Best game to play on a huge boat?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Help
I need your help folks!!
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter flight for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (June 19th) from the Airport and will fly to Destin Fl, where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht for lunch. Then weβll do a flight along the coast to see the sharks and dolphins,then returning to Joe's Crab shack, for dinner, then fly back home.
If interested please pm me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go. Serious inquires only!! Thank you!!!
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︎ Jun 16 2021
A couple of my favourites...
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes one them? So that when they dock, they can Scandinavian.
And then these work as a one-two punch:
I started a business building yachts from home...sails have been going through the roof.
And before that I had a business clearing the fallen leaves from people's backyards. I was raking it in.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Have you ever been on a party boat?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
I recently opened a yacht business in my attic
Sails are through the roof!
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︎ Jun 27 2019
so a french guy was showing me his yachts...
This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre and this is Six.
But when I asked him where his 5th one was he said "Cinq"
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︎ Jun 04 2022
I started a business building Yachts in my attic
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 17 2018
Started a business building Yachts at home during the Lockdown..
..and the Sails have gone through the roof.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic
Sales are through the roof
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I just started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are already through the roof.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I've started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Aug 31 2017
I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year
The sails are going through the roof
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What is a Russian oligarch's least favorite parlor game?
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