9am Puns

I'm not really a mourning person 😔

Me: Meet me at Mo's Egg House at 8AM. The rental place opens at 9AM and we can get some breakfast. Boyfriend: I know eggsactly where that is.

It's nice to know if they get married and have kids my grandchildren will be in good hands.

'What's a potato clock?' said the watchmaker.

'I don't know either', I replied, 'but I start a new job on Monday and in the interview my new boss said that I start at 9am and that I'd better get a potato clock.'

Girl I went out with tonight and I were getting drinks at the bar, when said said that she was gonna skip her 9am lecture tomorrow. I asked why she said "Its on fungi it gonna be so boring". I said "You love fungi though, you hang out with me." The bartender gave her the pity look.

Bursts into room

"QUICK GET UP YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"

"Yeah yeah, April fools, you got me."

"Haha, damn, thought i'd be able to scare you"

I had forgotten to set my alarm last night, it was 9am and i was actually late for school. My respect for my dad at least tripled today.

I hate how funerals are at 9am or 10 am.
I'm not a mourning person