7M Puns

A list of puns related to "7M"

To my 7m/o

  • 'Knock knock.'

  • Says nothing, obviously.

  • (More insistent) 'knock knock.'

  • Still, understandably - nothing.

  • (Even more insistent) 'KNOCK KNOCK.'

  • Silence. I wait a moment until I'm completely satisfied she won't say a word.

  • ' That's right. There are Jehovah's Witnesses at the door and we are pretending we aren't home.'

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👤︎ u/AdventurousCollege96
📅︎ Sep 18 2022
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4.7m dads on this subreddit.

Wow.

Some of you are really tall.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Nov 08 2021
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Couldn't help but to add a little Seal-pun in my latest video. Took almost as much time to make as the intro. It really sealed this one as my highest effort video yet. Despite the length I felt it wasn't watered down... (should be a Direct link to the pun, if not, 7m 54s in) youtu.be/Ut-7PjwSGeE?t=7m…
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👤︎ u/Bethlen
📅︎ Sep 07 2021
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