August 20, 2020: Scientists have discovered a "mystery object" in space. The object is equal to 2.6 solar masses.
March 1, 2021: (Update) Scientists have determined that the “mystery object” is made up of unmatched socks.
I have 4 arms, 6 legs and 2 heads. What am I?
My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…
I answered in my best yoda impersonation: ‘in charge of scheduling, I was’
My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.
I used to walk around saying I was 6’2” tall. Then a nurse measured my height as 6’1.75”….
She forced me to take it down a notch
Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?
Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.
1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9 don't like 5
Because 5 is mean to them
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?
steven: even numbers
stephen: ephen numbers
What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and gets girls excited.
So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
I have 2 coins in my hand with a total value of 6 cents, and one of the coins isn't a nickel.
I have 6 eyes, 2 mouths, and 3 ears, what am I?
While watching football, the announcer mentioned the team averaged 6-1/2 sacks a game. My wife says "How do you get half a sack?"...
... I told her "Ask Lance Armstrong."
When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...
..but I never could find the 4-0-4.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
In charge of numbering, Yoda was.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He’s just a product of their times.
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
What did 2 say to 3 when 6 was acting like a dick.
He's just a product of our times
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
'Don't mind him, he's just a product of our times.'
What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot ?
"Don't mind him, he's just a product of our times"
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.
What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He’s just a product of our times.
This joke ends in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1
It’s a four-gone conclusion.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.
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