Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3?
Because in charge of sequence, yoda was.
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2,4,6,8 all had a bike race
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︎ Feb 22 2023
Why did the Star Wars movies came out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3β¦?
Because "in charge of scheduling, the Yoda was."
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︎ Nov 07 2022
Whatβs 6β long, 2β wide, and drives a woman wild?
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︎ Mar 14 2023
I studied my taxes for a way to stick it to those crooks at the IRS. I decided to replace every 9 with an 8, every 7 with a 6, every 5 with a 4, every 3 with a 2, and every 1 with a 0. Itβs not cheating.
Itβs just a way to even the odds.
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︎ Mar 01 2023
My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3β¦
I answered in my best yoda impersonation: βin charge of scheduling, I wasβ
My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.
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︎ Feb 13 2022
August 20, 2020: Scientists have discovered a "mystery object" in space. The object is equal to 2.6 solar masses.
March 1, 2021: (Update) Scientists have determined that the βmystery objectβ is made up of unmatched socks.
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︎ Sep 09 2022
I have 4 arms, 6 legs and 2 heads. What am I?
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︎ Sep 23 2022
I used to walk around saying I was 6β2β tall. Then a nurse measured my height as 6β1.75ββ¦.
She forced me to take it down a notch
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︎ Aug 22 2022
Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?
Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.
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︎ Sep 13 2022
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Donβt mind him. He is just a product of our times.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?
steven: even numbers
stephen: ephen numbers
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︎ Oct 13 2018
What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and gets girls excited.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up
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︎ Jul 17 2019
I have 2 coins in my hand with a total value of 6 cents, and one of the coins isn't a nickel.
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︎ Sep 09 2016
I have 6 eyes, 2 mouths, and 3 ears, what am I?
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︎ Aug 25 2018
While watching football, the announcer mentioned the team averaged 6-1/2 sacks a game. My wife says "How do you get half a sack?"...
... I told her "Ask Lance Armstrong."
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︎ Sep 20 2014
When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...
..but I never could find the 4-0-4.
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︎ Nov 18 2015
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
In charge of numbering, Yoda was.
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︎ Feb 17 2022
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
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︎ Dec 16 2019
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Donβt worry about him. Heβs just a product of our times.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.
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︎ Jan 14 2022
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Donβt mind him. He is just a product of our times.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
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︎ May 04 2020
What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?
Donβt mind him. Heβs just a product of their times.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What did 2 say to 3 when 6 was acting like a dick.
He's just a product of our times
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
'Don't mind him, he's just a product of our times.'
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︎ Oct 14 2019
What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Donβt worry about him. Heβs just a product of our times.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Donβt worry about him. Heβs just a product of our times.
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︎ Sep 22 2018
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot ?
"Don't mind him, he's just a product of our times"
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︎ Aug 19 2020
This joke ends in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1
Itβs a four-gone conclusion.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Donβt mind him. Heβs just a product of our times.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
What's a/2 + a/3 + a/6?
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︎ Jun 10 2015
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.
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