Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3?
Because in charge of sequence, yoda was.
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in roman numerals.
Why did the Star Wars movies came out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…?
Because "in charge of scheduling, the Yoda was."
I studied my taxes for a way to stick it to those crooks at the IRS. I decided to replace every 9 with an 8, every 7 with a 6, every 5 with a 4, every 3 with a 2, and every 1 with a 0. It’s not cheating.
It’s just a way to even the odds.
My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…
I answered in my best yoda impersonation: ‘in charge of scheduling, I was’
My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.
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I started dating a baker but had to break it off, she was very kneady. Also, the icing on the cake was during an argument she hit me with a French baguette . I'm still in a lot of pane. The yeast she could have done is show me proof why she was mad instead of coming up with a halfbaked story. I still doughnut know what went wrong.
I used to walk around saying I was 6’2” tall. Then a nurse measured my height as 6’1.75”….
She forced me to take it down a notch
Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?
Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.
Dad jokes rule 1 and rule 6
Mods,
Can we re enforce rule 1 and change rule 6 to no NSFW and NSFL jokes in the sub please.
Cheers
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So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up
1.99, but 6.99 when adjusted for inflation.
Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6. His statue in London is 18ft 1.
That's Horatio of about 3:1
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
While watching football, the announcer mentioned the team averaged 6-1/2 sacks a game. My wife says "How do you get half a sack?"...
... I told her "Ask Lance Armstrong."
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
I can't remember the Roman numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman Numerals.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
In charge of numbering, Yoda was.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
I can't remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
I Can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals...
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals
This joke ends in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1
It’s a four-gone conclusion.
I can't remember howto write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
I can't recall how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.
I can't remember how to write the Roman Numerals 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.
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