5k Race Puns

A list of puns related to "5k Race"

What’s the more important race, a 5k or a mile?

The 5k because a mile race doesn’t meter.

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👤︎ u/Jester57
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Did you hear who won the 5K race in Bangkok?

It was a Thai.

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👤︎ u/alex_brodie
📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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[gun goes off]

[gun goes off]
[every runner falls over and pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race]
ANNOUNCER: Annnd the annual Dad 5k is underway...

^^^^^^source

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👤︎ u/H_G_Bells
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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