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Dad cuts in and replies "she hasn't had a chance to go yet, she's been tied up".
We were both in a giddy mood because of how bad the movie was. It was more comical than anything else. This was the highlight of the night.
Christian Grey: "What are you doing for breakfast tomorrow." I lean over and whisper to my gf: "Eating breakfast" smh!
Hated the movie, but felt super proud of myself!
You know...Whipped
It’s called 50 shades of gray
50 shades of grain
porn flakes
rice frisky
weeniabix
captain munch
special D
50 Shades Of Gray
(Sorry if this is a repost)
My 2 year old daughter was playing with a toy horse and wrapping a pink ribbon around it. It was starting to look like a bondage scene so I turned to my wife and said: "Look honey, 50 shades of neigh". She shook her head harder than Michael J. Fox.
[discussing via text what movie to see this weekend]
her (sarcastically): Let's see 50 Shades of Grey.
me: haha I almost jokingly suggested the same thing to you.
her: GREY minds think alike!
me: Auuuugghhhhhhhh
My wife got a new set of colored pencils and was excitedly showing off how many different colors there were. She asks me "Guess how many shades of grey there are?" Too easy. Me: (without looking up from my phone) About 50? Her: Groan and a glare in my direction
Mom (to my dad): You forgot to button the last button on your shirt.
Dad: But darling, I'm just displaying my.... 50 Shades of Gray.
