β€œFifty Shades Freed” was the highest grossing movie over the weekends.

It seems a lot of women roped their boyfriends into coming along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanhulsey30
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Should I go see Fifty Shades of Grey in a regular theater? Or...

... should I pay a little extra and see it in clIMAX?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patriotminerva
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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Why did the female lead for Fifty Shades take the role?

Because she didn't meet Dakota for the month yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quasar226
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Fifty Shades of Grey... β€’ /r/funny reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reeegen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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Aisle for Cereal Adulterers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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How do you call it when horses are into BDSM?

Fifty shades of neigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShortTemperedGeek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Why are you complaining?

My dad said this last summer. We were in Mexico, and there was huge flocks of birds swarming above us that day. My stepmom was out on our little porch, reading fifty shades of grey. Suddenly she storms in all huffy and goes up to my dad who was in the kitchen.

Dad: What's up with you?

Stepmom: A fucking bird SHAT on my book! Look! (Sure enough, there was.)

My dad, without missing a beat: Well why are you complaining? Now you got an extra shade of grey!

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