Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?
Because he was 2 squared.
An original from my 5 year old daughter: Why was the egg itchy?
Because it had egg-zema.
She's suffered from eczema since she was a baby and I'm glad she can find humor in it.
From my 5 year old mind: “Why is trash always sad ?”
Because it’s down in the dumps! 😂
Why couldn't Handel lend $5 to Beethoven?
10...9...My Dad was counting down. I asked why. 7...6... “Because it’ll be 12:57, he said.” 5...4... “What’s so special about 12:57?” I asked.
True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"
After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
Why was 6 scared of 5? (different version)
Because 5 fought 3, 2 and won.
Why do teenagers hang out in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they just can't even.
Why is 2+2= 5 like your left foot?
Why can’t the number 5 perform sexually when number 1 is on top?
Why do 1, 2, 3, 5, and 7 keep attacking me?
(Compliments of my 5 year old) Why did the chicken walk under the cow?
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
I don't know why but I laughed at this for like 5 minutes
Why does every pothead want to be 5'8" in height?
Then they literally 4'20"
Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in 5 years?
It's not like I have 2020 vision.
Not 5/5 anymore but just why
Why do 5 year old boys hate New Years?
Their balls haven’t dropped.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
From my 5 year old. “Why did the pig cross the road?”
Because he farted.
I am so proud...😂
Why does Yoda think that 5 is afraid of 7?
Why did the baguette become holy when I split it into 5 pieces?
Why did the guy buy 5 rackets?
Why does 5 o'clock not drink alcohol?
Why did the mathematician get stoned on 1/5?
I asked my Dad at a family reunion why my brother and all my cousins were taller than me by at least 5 inches, to which he replied...
Hmm...I must have left that part in the sheets.
Why did the celiac get so excited when she received 2 free 5 packs of adhesive?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
Why do teenagers always walk in groups of 3 or 5?
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
Why do girls go out in groups of 3 or 5?
Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships carrying potatoes?
Because you can't eat just one potato ship.
Why was 4 afraid of 5?
Because he was a registered six offender
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