9 Hilarious 4 Cylinder Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call scientific equipment that went to college?

A graduated cylinder

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👤︎ u/NanHacKer

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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"Knock knock." Who's there?

Your engine's cylinder.

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👤︎ u/ConfidentDuck1

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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Math

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by
its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

If a cylinder of mozzarella has a radius of z and a height of a what is it volume?

pi z z a

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👤︎ u/tfowler11

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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“You know, I used to be a champion can marksmen, I would shoot those sodas down all day!”

“Some people said that I was firing on all cylinders.”

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👤︎ u/Snakefishin

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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Did you hear about the soup can that passed 12th grade?

Now he’s a graduated cylinder

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👤︎ u/PotatSalaed

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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What would the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Master Splinter if they had become brake specialists instead of ninjas?

Master Cylinder

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👤︎ u/Fubarfrank

📅︎ Apr 15 2018

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Dad got me tonight.

Me: "My car has five cylinders."

Dad: "Well that's odd."

God damn it Dad...

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👤︎ u/madprudentilla

📅︎ May 09 2015

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Pretty sure my physics professor is a dad.

Whenever we do an experiment using a graduated cylinder, he says "Okay, now go get a graduated cylinder - of course, it graduated summa cum laude..."

I laugh every time. Followed by a slight sigh.

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👤︎ u/Not_Stalin

📅︎ Mar 13 2014

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What's the difference between a scientific cylinder and a mathematic cylinder?

The scientific cylinder graduated

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👤︎ u/VoxelGamerHD

📅︎ Feb 07 2018

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