360 (number) Puns

Wife: You can just pay us $360, since it's half of the mortgage.

SIL: How about we make it $400, I like round numbers.

Me: 360 is a round number.

My brother and I are sitting at the dinner table taking about the number of days in the year and the difference between an earth year and a light year, and after careful explanation on the physics behind it, Dad goes:

Dad: "There are 360 days in a light year." Me: "Huh? How did you figure that?" Dad: "Because it's a...LITE year!"

Got my wife in Church today. I asked her what the hymn number was, and she said, "360". I fully rotated the hymnal, and said, "I couldn't find it". She whispered louder, "THREE SIXTY". In mid second rotation she called me an asshole! In church! Tsk, tsk.