I just finished watching β€˜3096 Tage’ (Eng: 3096 Days), an intense movie detailing the horrific story of Austrian kidnapping survivor Natascha Kampusch

I’m shaking because of how intense the movie was. When Natascha was ten years old, she was kidnapped by a man on her way to school on the streets of Vienna, Austria. He held her captive for a total of eight years, or 3096 days. She was forced to spend the first three years of captivity in a finished dungeon, while in the remaining five years, her captor became more lenient.

Natascha managed to escape when she was eighteen years old while she was cleaning out her captor’s van (the same van that he used while kidnapping her). The intense movie shines light on Natascha’s horrific story of how her childhood was stolen. It also provides details of Natascha’s relationship with her captor.

I highly recommend watching this movie (available in English and German) and learning more about Natascha’s story. Since her escape, Natascha has become outspoken about her experiences. She now owns her captor’s house.

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2838 3096 1299 add me for gift exchange every day. I’m a super active player

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Stormy Day in Depoe Bay, Oregon, USA {4128 X 3096} {72 dpi} OC
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I took this picture in my backyard In lavalleja,Uruguay some days ago.[4128Γ—3096] [OC]
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Natascha Kampush 3096 Days captive..

I've just watched the film 3096 Days, about Natascha Kampusch and her ordeal at being kidnapped and held for all those days. Luckily she escaped when she had the opportunity and her captor commited suicide when he realised she was gone....its an interesting case!

But the thing that peaked my interest the most is; how many other people are trapped like that? If you look at the thousands and thousands of missing people, it's horrendous to think of the ordeals some people go through, but also it gives hope that sometimes they do escape and get to safety

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Went cross country skiing the other day in West Island Montreal it was worth the freezing hands [4128 x 3096]
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The Sky was looking amazing that day in Islamabad [4128*3096]
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Valentine's Day dinner yesterday. Lobster tail, skewered shrimp, shrimp alfredo pasta, cheddar biscuits, and rib eye steak with onions and peppers. [3096 x 4128] [OC]
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Mt St Helens on a clear day. I took this at age 14, 8 years ago in June 2006. Only been downsized; no other editing. [3096 x 840]
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Mt St Helens on a clear day. I took this at age 14, 8 years ago in June 2006. Only been downsized; no other editing. [3096 x 840] /u/allofthebuckets
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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I wonder why they deleted the r/antiwork sub

I guess the concept didn't work

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Movies that put you in someone who's being kidnapped place?

Ever since I watched a video of a girl telling her story about how she dodged a human trafficking scheme in east europe, I got very interested in this subject and get scared just by imagining it. I wanted to watch a movie that puts us in the victim place. Feeling like something is off, there's something wrong and that we are in danger.

Something like the beginning of "Hostel", where there was a organized scheme to kidnap people. I'm not refering to the rest of the movie, just the beginning before the whole "torture" part starts.

I will be grateful for any suggestion.

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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