A list of puns related to "25th Anniversary"
Dad: "Keep mum."
Just discovered this subreddit, so no I'll share some of my ole' dad jokes.
So, my mom is upset at my dad because he didn't get her a 25th anniversary ring.
Mom - "I can't believe you didn't get me a ring. Listen, if I am the one to die first, and you remarry, which I would be fine with, and then you get your second wife a 25th anniversary ring, I will come back and haunt you."
My father ponders this threat, and after a short pause, he looks at her and...
Dad - "Tell me, how would that be any different than now?!"
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