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"...they find themselves on top of the Scottish Premiership, with six wins, one draw and no losses."
"Who knows, until they lose a game, but I will not be saying what Tree thought of Pekka Rinne. Who knows that will Celtic pull cheat codes and plough their way to the top?"
So... yeah. That was awkward.
After this post was made, they completely fall to shit in 5th. And look who's leading now, it's FUCKING CELTIC. I must have jinxed Hearts with that post above, eh? So this means it's another snooze fest with FECKIN' CELTIC at the top of the SPL once again. Seriously, nobody (except Celtic fans) wants to see this shit for the eighth year in a row. But at least it cemented the managerial success of Brendan Rogers.
So he's leaving for Leicester City, eh? Now I have to grab the popcorn and watch Celtic completely fall to shit. Come on Stevie G and Rangers, put an end to this snoozefest!
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Another massive game today, you would take 1-0 again today and for every game between now and the end of the season. Hearts are stinking, winning 1 league game since they beat Hivs in September and are rock bottom in the table. Their new gaffer has had a tough time of it but of course, when we come to town, they will probably be as good as Feyenoord today. Anything less than a win here would be unacceptable and cast major doubt over our ability to win this league.
A few injury doubts for this one and Gerrard has some big decisions to make. Flanagan or Patterson? Flanagan looked pretty poor v St. Mirren from what I saw. I could be inclined to go with Patterson here. Defoe will start in place of Morelos, who will be missed greatly, and I think there is nothing in the McGregor injury rumours so I expect him to start.
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Patterson Goldson Katic Barisic
Jack Davis Kamara
Aribo Defoe Kent
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Ah, the Scottish Premiership. The so-called "Poor Man's EPL." The league has been dominated by Celtic after number of teams were either bad or went into administration. But something happened this year. There is a new leader in the SPL, it's name is Heart of Midlothian F.C. or Hearts in general.
To be fair, they aren't a Legacy of Failure, having won the league five times. The last being 1960. Hearts are based in the capital of Edinburgh, they play at Tynecastle Park.
Hearts went into insolvency in 2013. But unlike Rangers who had to drop down to the fourth tier of Scottish football, they were only deducted fifteen points, and thus were relegated from the Premiership. They only returned to the Scottish Prem one season later.
Three years later, they find themselves on top of the Scottish Premiership, with six wins, one draw and no losses. They're five points ahead of their rivals Hibernian, six points ahead of Celtic, and eight points ahead of Rangers. Who knows, until they lose a game, but I will not be saying what Tree thought of Pekka Rinne. Who knows that will Celtic pull cheat codes and plough their way to the top?
Time will tell when a do a revisiting on this topic by February or March of this year.
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>!This one was difficult. It's not Andre Drummond who fouled out of the game against the Pistons. In 165 minutes of play, Tyrese Maxey leads the team in total fouls committed with 14. However, Andre Drummond is not far behind with 13 in only 66 minutes of play.!<
>!Despite playing very limited minutes (34) so far this season, it's Isaiah Joe, who is always willing to put his body on the line to draw offensive fouls.!<
>!Everyone else, but it's pretty close. Joel has been to the line 44 times and made 36 free throws so far this season. Everyone else combined has made 42 free throws with Furkan Korkmaz (12/13) and Tyrese Maxey (11/12) leading the way for the others.!<
>!Despite having a rough night against the Pistons, Danny is still shooting 36% from three on 5 attempts per game this season. Tobias is shooting 30% from three on 4 attempts per game.!<
>!Both are 28 years old, but Georges is older than Andre. Who knew.!<
>!Andre Drummond.!<
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Queen of the South scorers: Stephen Ayomide Obileye (43' PEN)
Heart of Midlothian scorers: Liam Boyce (90' PEN)
Venue: Palmerston Park
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Queen of the South
Rohan Ferguson, Rhys Breen, Gregor Buchanan, James Maxwell, William Gibson, Stephen Ayomide Obileye, Isaiah Jones (Niyah Joseph), Nortei Nortey, Adepapo Awokoya-Mebude (Tommy Goss), Euan East, Daniel Pybus (Calvin Mcgorry).
Subs: Stephen Dobbie, Kieran McKechnie, Joshua Rae, Dom Mcmahon.
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Heart of Midlothian
Craig Gordon, Craig Halkett, Mihai Popescu, Stephen Kingsley, Michael Smith, Gervane Kastaneer (Aaron McEneff), Andrew Irving (Euan Henderson), Andy Halliday (Steven Naismith), Liam Boyce, Jamie Walker, Gary Mackay-Steven.
Subs: Christophe Berra, Ross Stewart, Elliott Frear, Peter Haring.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
18' Substitution, Queen of the South. Calvin McGrory replaces Dan Pybus because of an injury.
43' Goal! Queen of the South 1, Heart of Midlothian 0. Ayo Obileye (Queen of the South) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.
57' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Aaron McEneff replaces Gervane Kastaneer.
59' Craig Halkett (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card.
59' Craig Gordon (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card.
63' Andrew Irving (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card.
65' On: Euan Henderson|Off: Andrew Irving
81' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Steven Naismith replaces Andrew Halliday.
90' Goal! Queen of the South 1, Heart of Midlothian 1. Liam Boyce (Heart of Midlothian) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom right corner.
90'+3' Substitution, Queen of the South. Niyah Joseph replaces Isaiah Jones because of an injury.
90'+4' Dapo Mebude (Queen of the South) is shown the yellow card.
90'+5' Substitution, Queen of the South. Tomm
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Heart of Midlothian 1-0 Rangers
Heart of Midlothian scorers: Oliver Bozanic (58')
Venue: Tynecastle Park
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Heart of Midlothian
Zdenek Zlámal, Jon Soutattar (Clévid Dikamona), Craig Halkett, Aaron Hickey, Sean Clare, Loïc Damour, Michael Smith, Oliver Bozanic, Lewis Moore (Jamie Walker), Conor Washington (Liam Boyce), Steven Naismith.
Subs: Joel Pereira, Andrew Irving, Ryotaro Meshino, Euan Henderson.
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Rangers
Allan McGregor, George Edmundson, Connor Goldson, Borna Barisic, James Tavernier, Steven Davis, Scott Arfield (Sheyi Ojo), Ryan Jack (Ianis Hagi), Greg Stewart (Jermain Defoe), Ryan Kent, Joe Aribo.
Subs: Andy Halliday, Wesley Foderingham, Glen Kamara, Nikola Katic.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
16' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Clévid Dikamona replaces John Souttar because of an injury.
25' Ryan Jack (Rangers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
33' Substitution, Rangers. Sheyi Ojo replaces Scott Arfield because of an injury.
38' Loïc Damour (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
58' Goal! Heart of Midlothian 1, Rangers 0. Oliver Bozanic (Heart of Midlothian) left footed shot from the left side of the six yard box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Lewis Moore.
63' Substitution, Rangers. Ianis Hagi replaces Ryan Jack.
66' Greg Stewart (Rangers) is shown the yellow card.
67' Substitution, Rangers. Jermain Defoe replaces Greg Stewart.
81' Sean Clare (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card.
89' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Jamie Walker replaces Lewis Moore.
90'+2' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Liam Boyce replaces Conor Washington.
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#FT: Heart of Midlothian 0-2 Celtic
Celtic scorers: Ryan Christie (28'), Olivier Ntcham (40')
Venue: Tynecastle Park
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Heart of Midlothian
Joel Pereira, Christophe Berra, Craig Halkett, Aaron Hickey, Jamie Brandon (Sean Clare), Michael Smith, Oliver Bozanic (Glenn Whelan), Loïc Damour, Steven MacLean, Craig Wighton, Jake Mulraney (Euan Henderson).
Subs: Zdenek Zlámal, Clévid Dikamona, Ryotaro Meshino, Aidan Keena.
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Celtic
Fraser Forster, Kristoffer Ajer, Christopher Jullien, Jonathan Hayes, Jeremie Frimpong, Callum McGregor, Olivier Ntcham, Scott Brown, Odsonne Edouard (Leigh Griffiths), James Forrest (Nir Bitton), Ryan Christie.
Subs: Craig Gordon, Greg Taylor, Tom Rogic, Lewis Morgan, Bayo.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
30' Steven MacLean Yellow Card
32' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Sean Clare replaces Jamie Brandon because of an injury.
40' Goal! Heart of Midlothian 0, Celtic 2. Olivier Ntcham (Celtic) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by James Forrest.
42' Loïc Damour (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
42' Kristoffer Ajer (Celtic) is shown the yellow card.
45' On: Glenn Whelan|Off: Oliver Bozanic
61' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Euan Henderson replaces Jake Mulraney because of an injury.
63' Michael Smith (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
83' Substitution, Celtic. Nir Bitton replaces James Forrest.
84' On: Leigh Griffiths|Off: Odsonne Edouard
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#FT: Hibernian 1-3 Heart of Midlothian
Hibernian scorers: Melker Hallberg (89')
Heart of Midlothian scorers: Sean Clare (53' PEN), Oliver Bozanic (65'), Conor Washington (80')
Venue: Easter Road Stadium
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Hibernian
Ofir Marciano, Adam Jackson, Paul Hanlon, Paul McGinn, Greg Docherty (Melker Hallberg), Stephane Omeonga, Scott Allan (Daryl Horgan), Lewis Stevenson, Martin Boyle, Marc McNulty (James Gullan), Christian Doidge.
Subs: Darren McGregor, Steven Whittaker, Adam Bogdan, Fraser Murray.
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Heart of Midlothian
Zdenek Zlámal, Craig Halkett, Clévid Dikamona, Michael Smith, Aaron Hickey, Loïc Damour, Sean Clare, Oliver Bozanic, Lewis Moore (Jamie Walker), Liam Boyce (Steven Naismith), Conor Washington (Euan Henderson).
Subs: Joel Pereira, Andrew Irving, Ryotaro Meshino, Marcel Langer.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
21' Craig Halkett (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45' Scott Allan (Hibernian) is shown the yellow card.
53' Goal! Hibernian 0, Heart of Midlothian 1. Sean Clare (Heart of Midlothian) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.
59' Substitution, Hibernian. Daryl Horgan replaces Scott Allan.
65' Goal! Hibernian 0, Heart of Midlothian 2. Oliver Bozanic (Heart of Midlothian) left footed shot from outside the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Lewis Moore.
65' Substitution, Hibernian. James Gullan replaces Marc McNulty.
68' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Steven Naismith replaces Liam Boyce.
74' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Jamie Walker replaces Lewis Moore because of an injury.
80' Goal! Hibernian 0, Heart of Midlothian 3. Conor Washington (Heart of Midlothian) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Aaron Hickey.
84' Lewis Stevenson (Hibernian) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
85' Steven Naismith (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Celtic 5-0 Heart of Midlothian
Celtic scorers: Olivier Ntcham (30'), Christopher Jullien (46'), Callum McGregor (52'), Ryan Christie (67'), Jozo Simunovic (80')
Venue: Celtic Park
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Celtic
Fraser Forster, Jozo Simunovic, Christopher Jullien, Kristoffer Ajer, Callum McGregor, Scott Brown, Olivier Ntcham (Tom Rogic), Greg Taylor, James Forrest (Mohammed Elyounoussi), Odsonne Edouard, Leigh Griffiths (Ryan Christie).
Subs: Jonathan Hayes, Scott Bain, Moritz Bauer, Bayo.
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Heart of Midlothian
Joel Pereira, Jon Soutattar, Craig Halkett, Ben Garuccio, Sean Clare (Marcel Langer), Steven Naismith, Andrew Irving, Michael Smith (Lewis Moore), Liam Boyce, Jamie Walker, Anthony McDonald (Conor Washington).
Subs: Zdenek Zlámal, Loïc Damour, Uche Ikpeazu, Donis Avdijaj.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
27' Jozo Simunovic (Celtic) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
29' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Conor Washington replaces Anthony McDonald.
45' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Marcel Langer replaces Sean Clare.
64' On: Ryan Christie|Off: Leigh Griffiths
67' Goal! Celtic 4, Heart of Midlothian 0. Ryan Christie (Celtic) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner.
70' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Lewis Moore replaces Michael Smith because of an injury.
72' Substitution, Celtic. Mohamed Elyounoussi replaces James Forrest.
76' Craig Halkett (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card.
78' On: Tom Rogic|Off: Olivier Ntcham
86' Marcel Langer (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the red card.
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... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Celtic 2-2 Heart of Midlothian
Celtic scorers: Ryan Christie (19'), Odsonne Edouard (29' PEN)
Heart of Midlothian scorers: Liam Boyce (48'), Stephen Kingsley (67')
Venue: Hampden Park
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Celtic
Conor Hazard, Shane Duffy, Christopher Jullien, Greg Taylor (Diego Laxalt), Kristoffer Ajer, David Turnbull (Tom Rogic), Callum McGregor, Scott Brown, Odsonne Edouard, Mohammed Elyounoussi (Jeremie Frimpong), Ryan Christie.
Subs: Michael Johnston, Leigh Griffiths, Nir Bitton, Vasilios Barkas, Patryk Klimala, Ismaila Soro.
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Heart of Midlothian
Craig Gordon, Christophe Berra, Craig Halkett, Stephen Kingsley, Michael Smith, Steven Naismith, Andy Halliday, Andrew Irving, Liam Boyce (Craig Wighton), Aidan White (Oliver Lee), Jamie Walker (Josh Ginnelly).
Subs: Ross Stewart, Jordan Roberts, Elliott Frear, Mihai Popescu, Euan Henderson, Peter Haring.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
19' Goal! Celtic 1, Heart of Midlothian 0. Ryan Christie (Celtic) left footed shot from outside the box to the top left corner.
29' Odsonne Edouard Penalty - Scored
29' Craig Gordon (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card.
33' Andrew Halliday (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
48' Goal! Celtic 2, Heart of Midlothian 1. Liam Boyce (Heart of Midlothian) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Andrew Halliday with a cross.
51' Jamie Walker (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
57' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Josh Ginnelly replaces Jamie Walker.
62' Steven Naismith (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card.
67' Goal! Celtic 2, Heart of Midlothian 2. Stephen Kingsley (Heart of Midlothian) header from the right side of the six yard box to the bottom right corner following a corner.
68' Substitution, Celtic. Tomas Rogic replaces David Turnbull.
70' On: Craig Wighton|Off: Liam
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Heart of Midlothian 1-2 Celtic
Heart of Midlothian scorers: Ryan Edwards (52')
Celtic scorers: Odsonne Edouard (62' PEN, 82')
Venue: Hampden Park
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Heart of Midlothian
Zdenek Zlámal, Christophe Berra, Jon Soutattar, Aaron Hickey, Michael Smith, Peter Haring (Oliver Bozanic), Arnaud Djum, Ryan Edwards, Steven MacLean (Uche Ikpeazu), Jake Mulraney, Sean Clare (Craig Wighton).
Subs: Colin Doyle, Conor Shaughnessy, Harry Cochrane, Bobby Burns.
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Celtic
Scott Bain, Kristoffer Ajer, Jozo Simunovic, Jonathan Hayes (Nir Bitton), Mikael Lustig, Tom Rogic (Olivier Ntcham), Callum McGregor, Scott Brown, Odsonne Edouard, Michael Johnston (Scott Sinclair), James Forrest.
Subs: Dorus de Vries, Jeremy Toljan, Filip Benkovic, Karamoko Dembele.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
52' Goal! Heart of Midlothian 1, Celtic 0. Ryan Edwards (Heart of Midlothian) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Sean Clare.
61' Zdenek Zlamal (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card.
62' Goal! Heart of Midlothian 1, Celtic 1. Odsonne Edouard (Celtic) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.
65' Djoum (Heart of Midlothian) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
70' Substitution, Celtic. Olivier Ntcham replaces Tomas Rogic.
72' Substitution, Celtic. Scott Sinclair replaces Michael Johnston.
75' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Craig Wighton replaces Sean Clare.
78' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Uche Ikpeazu replaces Steven MacLean.
81' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Oliver Bozanic replaces Peter Haring.
82' Goal! Heart of Midlothian 1, Celtic 2. Odsonne Edouard (Celtic) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Mikael Lustig.
89' Substitution, Celtic. Nir Bitton replaces Jonny Hayes.
90'+1' Scott Bain (Celtic) is shown the yellow card.
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