Did you hear about the donkey who won the Kentucky Derby?
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An Arabian camel wanted to race in the Kentucky Derby but couldn't because in addition to being a camel, he had a hump.
So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them.
Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Breaking news: There's a riot in progress at the Kentucky Derby.
Authorities are saying it's race-related.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Why did the vampire attend the Kentucky Derby?
He heard the race was going to be neck and neck.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
If you had a horse in the Kentucky Derby, what would you name it?
Lettuce, because lettuce is always a head
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︎ May 16 2018
A baseball player was shopping at the dairy while in a bad mood. He'd played in a home run derby yesterday; though he got more runs than anyone else, another player was awarded the trophy. While in line at the register, the lady in front of him was short on cash. He decided to do a good deed, so...
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
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︎ May 29 2021
The KY Derby winner tested positive for PEDsβ¦
I blame the horse. He could have said neigh.
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︎ May 11 2021
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
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︎ Jun 27 2021
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
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︎ May 18 2021
How rude
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I see where this is going
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︎ May 09 2021
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
If you guys thought 2020 was over, I have bad news....
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︎ May 21 2021
Whatβs the official bird of 2020?
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︎ May 15 2021
I went to a race where all the cars were Toyota Highlanders.
It turned into a demolition derby because there can only be one.
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︎ Jun 29 2021
With the pandemic, we all had to fight through 2020.
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︎ May 07 2021
Is this sub still active?
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I should have bought stock in lumber, but hindsight is 2020
https://imgur.com/gallery/o6IZNXX
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︎ May 07 2021
A Car Shaped Like A Chicken Won the Pinewood Derby.
Judges said it was poultry in motion.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
When the horse from the Himalayas ran in the Derby, I just had to put money on it to win...
I just had a feeling he was the one Tibetan.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant
Everything in the menu is *a la carte
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︎ Jul 06 2020
2021 is a confusing time...
...because last year was 2020, but next year will be 2022.
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︎ Jul 05 2021
2020 canβt end
Because weβd be admitting 2021.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Did you hear about the fight between 2019 and 2020?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Have you heard, the sequel to 2020 has has been postponed?
2022 wonβt be arriving for at least a year.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My grandmother is getting cremated in Kentucky.
Not sure if I should get original or extra crispy.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...
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︎ Dec 31 2020
120 degrees
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Whatβs the difference between 2016-2020 America and a set of braces?
There is none, they both promote being white and straight
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I was hired to come up with a slogan for 2020 that is just as catchy as Click It or Ticket
I chose Mask It or Casket
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︎ Jun 20 2020
2020 and 2021 were fighting for the "Worst Year Ever" award.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
When my grandkids ask, "Grandpa, how did you survive in 2020 when there was no toilet paper?"
I'm going to try them, "We had go outside & drag our butts across the lawn. ( Like the dog does on the carpet.)
Up hill!
Both ways!!!"
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︎ Mar 20 2021
2020 24 hours to go!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
My girlfriend and I were traveling thru Kentucky where we stayed at a lodge. She told me a humorous story out to the left of the wall of the building...
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Ahhh, 2020...
I remember it like it was yesterday.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What was the most popular fabric of 2020?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
We've fought against 2020 all year
But in the end I guess 2021
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︎ Jan 01 2021
/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!
Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy
Welcome to /r/puns bestof 2020 nomination thread! A chance to win reddit premium.
Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.
Prizes:
1 month reddit premium (no ads on your feed) and access to the reddit lounge to the exceptional post/comment.
Note: The person who nominates will also get award if the post they nominate is good. (Very likely you will get it :)
All the best!!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Need a Punny name for upcoming Roller Derby Bout.
Theme is Mexican food and my last name is Bean. I know the possibilities are endless but I want something perfect.
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︎ Mar 26 2019
We thought we were done with 2020 forever
But next year is 2022 (2020 too).
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︎ May 21 2021
2019 and 2020 got into a fight.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they got in a fight and 2021
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︎ Dec 30 2020
2014 didn't jog
2015 didn't jog
2016 didn't jog
2017 didn't jog
2018 didn't jog
2019 didn't jog
2020 didn't jog
This is a running joke
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︎ Jul 03 2021
2020 and 2021 had a fight.
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