IM LIVID
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
I titled it The Hindi 500.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
Little known fact:
When The Proclaimers sang “I Would Walk 500 Miles, And I Would Walk 500 More”, they were talking about a man who was planning to become a dog walker for two rich families, both of whom owned 500 tiny, yappy, hyper dogs names Miles, to make enough money to go visit his girlfriend. It was a very tiring job.
It really put a strain on our marriage.
I hate long good buys.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
I got 1,500,000 matches
Next year is 2020 too.
But in the end; 2021.
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
https://imgur.com/gallery/o6IZNXX
It's a half-a-grand piano.
But today he ran over 5 Miles
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Dino-snore.
I ugly laughed at this and she thought it was the best.
Edit: wow, thanks for the awards! I told my daughter she got 500 likes and she started dancing. Thank you!
2021
2022 won’t be arriving for at least a year.
This is a running joke.
2021
There is none, they both promote being white and straight
I chose Mask It or Casket
2021
“Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”
“No.” He replied, “I mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”
I'm going to try them, "We had go outside & drag our butts across the lawn. ( Like the dog does on the carpet.)
Up hill!
Both ways!!!"
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
But in the end I guess 2021
Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy
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Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.
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All the best!!
IM LIVID
I M L I VI D
I M L I VI D
But next year is 2022 (2020 too).
I M LIVID
IM LIVID
I M LIVID
Because they got in a fight and 2021
