In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.

This is a running joke.

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2018: Β« Yo, dude, get woke. Β» 2019: Β« C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! Β» 2020: Β«... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. Β»
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortelys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Man UFO Israel you can see they are caught on tape. (Caught on tape is taken from a post from this r/ but I don't remember u/ name from 2018)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BilakshanP
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I've finally decided on my 2018 New Years resolution

My 2018 New Years resolution is to stop postponing things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Double_D
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Happy New Year! I’d say 2018 ended on a good note.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biz_Ascot_Junco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theanthonybrooks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Highlights of 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcowburn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I'm so glad 2018 is over..

The year of the dog has been quite.. Ruff ruff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fr0896
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Best pun of 2018. Black panther v.redd.it/x03qhwai2ie21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rylon-Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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This'll be the best Christmas of 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Let me summarize 2018 in four words for you:

Two thousand and eighteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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I got a rooster on 2018's Valentine's day.

Lol, on last year's Valentine's day my best friend had got mad at me for not asking my crush out.

We'd planned on going to McDonald's together because he didn't have a date either. When I arrived at McDonald's this f*cker was holding a cardboard box with a terrified look and when he saw me he immediately gave me the box and told me he'd already bought the food and that we better take the bus to my place. I just thought he probably was joking or something because the box didn't even have any kind of decoration, it even had a chips brand printed on it, but as we got to the bus and sat I felt something moving inside, I thought maybe it was a puppy or something, but why did he look scared of it?

So, we get to my house, I go to my backyard, where my then 7yo beagle was and I open the box. I could only see a black blur flying out of it and then heard my best friend scream. It was a rooster. He's terrified of birds. And weirdest of all it was a fully grown rooster but he was super tiny, like 10 inches tall tiny.

I asked him wtf was going on and he just kinda hid behind the backyard door and said "I bought it so that you could get some cock tonight". I always make puns and he hates them, I was speechless. So long story short I now own 6 chickens and 4 roosters (my mom got super mad at him for buying the rooster, but then she got super attached and bought him a chicken, when she laid eggs she let them hatch, the rooster's name is Enrique btw, my mom even made him a birthday party and all last week, lol)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArbiterInqui
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I remember 2018 as if it was only yesterday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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2018: the year we saw the fall of the romaine empire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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2018 was not a good year for me. I spent half of the year on the couch with the flu.

You could say I was ill for a full sicks months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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2018 was an amazing year

I remember it like it was yesterday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robokid309
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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If you thought 2018 was peculiar,

2019 will be an odd one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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The award for the best dadjokes 2018 goes to...

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

  1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

  2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

  3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

  1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

  2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

  3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

  1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

  2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

  3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skormes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Something tells me that if 2019 is anything like 2018...

We're in for another 12 months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rythan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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First fortune cookie of 2018 was a winner
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RIP New Year’s resolution 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shwindian99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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2018 was a pretty horrid year, but now that 2019 is here, I can finally post this!

THIS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I opened a can of beer and on the side it said, β€œBest drunk before July, 2018.”

It feels great to be finally recognized for my achievements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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2018 was cool and all, but what if I told you I can do one better.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mithranir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Being positive facing 2018 is easy AF

You only have to lose an electron just before midnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaspavicius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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Which country brought the most competitors to the 2018 Winter Olympics?

Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WookieLNX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Someone expecting a baby in 2018 is really living the β€œnew year, new me” mantra.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkovManiac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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Just got around to unboxing the Pro Evolution Soccer 2018 game I got for Christmas, and the DVD was snapped.

Dad said It's a game of two halves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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It's 2019 already?! It seems like 2018 was just yesterday.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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