Dad joke 101
Kid: dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: hey hungry, my name is _______
Sorry in advance
Final fantasy dad jokes 101:
Gladio: dog sure can track a scent
Ignis: certainly nose how to find us
Dad joke 101
Me having a yard sale
My dad: I’m here to buy a yard
Dad joke 101
My dad told my brother to change his bedsheets while his gf is coming..
"I don't want her to get pregnant just by sitting" he said
I'm dyin lmao😂😂
Destruction 100
I attended a self-defence course.
At the end of it, the person that ran the course said, "Ok, buddy, so for the week you owe me...£380."
"I refuse to pay," I told him.
"You have to," he insisted.
"Well then, you'll have to fight me for it."
So we fought, and he absolutely battered me. Left me bloody, bruised and beaten.
He said, "£380. Cough it up."
"No," I told him, wiping my lip. "Because it was clearly a waste of money."
