Why was the man who removed 10 potato skins in 1 minute so attractive?
He had secs a peel.
My wife said on a scale of 1 to 10, she rates me an 11
I was so happy but then she told me it was a pH scale because I’m basic as hell.
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
On a scale of 1 to 10...
...it's really hard to weigh yourself.
I asked my wife what she thought of my peeing skills, on a scale of 1-10...
She said “urinate”
If I had to rank you from 1 to 10 on your ability to pee...
I would say urinate.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate today
A solid 10/10
Just arrived in Minnesota: the land of 10,000 lakes and 1 bad pun..
Choose a number between 1 and 10. Now multiply it by 2, add 3, and subtract 7. Close your eyes.
Dark, wasn’t it?
A woman texted her husband, asking him to rate how attractive she is from 1 to 10 with 10 being the highest score...
After reading her husband's short and quick reply, the woman happily called her husband and said, "Aww, you didn't have to send me the heart symbol as a reply to my question. How sweet of you!"
Her husband then said, "What heart symbol? I meant to say that I rate you as less than three!"
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Survey Dad: "If we ranked dad-jokes on a scale of 1 to 10, would you rank this one a '10'?"
German Dad: "Nein."
The cast of Stranger Things was told to rate The Office on a scale from 1 to 10
It was given an 8 and 1/2 by Eleven
This joke ends in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1
It’s a four-gone conclusion.
“Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply by 7. Add 2. Now close your eyes.”
Dark, isn’t it?
