1 800 Puns

A list of puns related to "1 800"

1-800-GET-RICH

If you, or a loved one, wear glasses and are being forced to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.

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👤︎ u/Edavis050694
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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A Girl takes a Pregnancy Test, then looks her Boyfriend dead in the eyes and says:

Your Kid in Me

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Son: Mom, Dad, I'm gay..

MOM: stares

DAD: clenches fist

MOM: HONEY, DON'T..!

DAD: starts sweating

SON: oh no..

DAD: HI GAY, I'M DAD..!

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👤︎ u/Taylordprints
📅︎ Feb 23 2018
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Looking for a Math Tutor?

Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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I can type 800 words a minute

800 words a minute

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👤︎ u/superpie5
📅︎ Jun 08 2017
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Hey dad, what's for dinner?

Fried farts and vinegar.

I heard that joke at least 800 times growing up.

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👤︎ u/diskimone
📅︎ Sep 04 2013
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Telemarketer calls...

Phone rings and dad sees its and 800 number. Always answers and let's the telemarketer tell his whole spiel. Telemarketer: "would you be interested in purchasing this item?" dad: "hold on please let me go ask my goat"

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👤︎ u/wbro322
📅︎ Sep 24 2013
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