ChargedUpDadJokes.MP4

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Why did the orange lose the race?
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A man was enjoying an evening stroll on the beach...

...when he came upon a group of four women building a fire. When they saw him one said, "This is a private ceremony. No men allowed!" The man apologized and turned around and went back the way he came, but curiousity got the best of him.

As soon as he was out of sight he went into the nearby woods and quietly crept towards the women to find out what their ceremony was all about. By the time he was close enough to hear them they were sitting around the small fire that they had built.

He watched as one woman pulled out some meat from her bag and said in a serious voice, "Partake in this pig flesh to represent your connection to death," and handed it to the fourth woman.

Then the second woman pulled out some cheese from her bag and said with the same seriousness, "Partake in this creature's gift to represent your connection to life," and handed it to the fourth woman.

The third woman then whispered to the fourth, "The meat used to be raw and the cheese used to be moldy, but too many new Sisters were getting sick." Then in a serious voice she said, "Partake in the gift of the soil to represent your connection to the Earth," and she handed the fourth woman some bread.

The three women then said together, "Partake in these gifts and join our Coven."

The man suddenly understood what the women were doing on the beach. They were making a sand witch!

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Seriously!!
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I thought making a custom muffler tip was going to be easy
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Taken off laugh support due to coffin fits
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I made this thing years ago but I never put it on reddit, thought you guys might enjoy
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"That's not very pole light"
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The ultimate pun
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This would be a total pane in the neck.
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When asking for best pickup-lines on Tinder
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Hitty?
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u/look_hugh_it_is "This Guy Fawkes"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sonickid101
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The Struggle is Real
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Moth pit!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

I always figured it would be..... a parent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Paturious
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Cool pun i found in r/gaming
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This baby can do 0 to 60 in 720 months.
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*Johnson winds up, throws a hard one straight down the middle. That one turns fowl.* giphy.com/gifs/firstandmoโ€ฆ
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Nintendo Switch costume
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
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This is why eyebrows Reddit.
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My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
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A patient was initially doubtful of the success rate and concerned about her upcoming heart transplant, but after some reassuring...

She had a change of heart.

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Make me a sandwich!
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Dadjokes At The Supermarket
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/h8speech
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Just in case you didn't see this post.
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