.gent Puns

That concludes our tour of the toilets

Classic Dad humour

When I greeted him he replied "Everything come out all right?"

If I hadn't just gone, I would've pissed myself.

Mentos

In-telly-gent

A-gent

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

A pungent pun gent.

All it does is deter gents

When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.

He was a real tan gent.

Because they deter gents

But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.

An intellidjent guitarist!

Djent is pronounced like "gent" btw

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer, he hears a voice and realises it's coming from the bowl of peanuts on the bar "Looking very smart tonight sir and that cologne is hitting all the right notes. Oh yes!"

Somewhat taken aback, but also feeling confident he goes to the Gents to buy some condoms. Just as he's about to put the coins in a voice comes out of the machine "Don't waste your money mate! You haven't got a chance with the ladies tonight."

Astonished at this he relays all this to the barmaid. "Ah, thats easy to explain, the nuts are Complimentary and the condom machine is Out Of Order.

Because he would be defeated by a gent pee.

...would he have a pun-gent odor?

Sorry, I'm going off on a tan gent.

"Pun-patrol! You s-pun around on your chair way beyond government regulations!"

"I can't help it! I'm pun-sexual!"

"Sir, o-pun the door or we will have to use force!"

"Stay back! I have a hostage! I don't care if my crimes will ever get ex-pun-ged!"

"Lay down your wea-pun! Face your pun-ishment!"

"Sir, I just arrived and can confirm, he has a Pun-da!"

"Thank god for your pun-ctuality! This changes everything! Now go and pun-ch down the door!"

crashing noises

"Sir! We have fumes! God, what is this pun-gent smell??"

"Ahaha, you ran into my trap! Now die, Pun-k!"

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

silence

"No time for com-pun-ction. Come, S-pun-ky, we need to leave. Let's head for Pun-ama."

EDIT: formatting.

He is pun gent.

But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.

When he came back, he was a tan gent

A tan gent.

This seriously just happened to my sister. Background: I live in CT, and we just got a big snowstorm.

Dad: We got more snow than Buffalo this year. Sister: Wow... Really? Dad: Yep. So far we got about 18 inches of snow and not a single buffalo.

My dad, ladies and gents.

Now that's what I call Artificial in-telly gents.

I'm making hash browns and she says "we need to get a griddle".

My response, "yeah, maybe we can get a Hansell to go with it".

I may be sleeping on the couch tonight gents. Worth it.

But everyone around me says I give off a real pun gent smell

The Deter Gent.

;D

That concludes our tour of the toilets.

But its harder to deter gents

But it’s more difficult to deter gents

I hear it's easy to convince ladies

not to eat Tide Pods. But it's harder

to deter gents.

But it's hard to deter gents

But it’s harder to deter gents

it’s more difficult to deter...gents

It's more difficult to deter gents though

It's much harder to deter gents.

It’s harder to deter gents

Sorry for going off on a tan gent.