How does one mine for data?

By quarrying a database!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What country's bees can store the most data?

U.S.Bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I can’t stand people who say data we all know it’s pronounced...

Data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadNineKills
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Thats alot of data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random_420-69
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What do you call a drive full of sorted data?

Information in formation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeimconfused
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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A pun my sister edited in snapchat and then sent to me: A Good Data Die Hard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAlkyunit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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There are two types of people, those that can extrapolate from an incomplete data set
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sykadelik_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What's a ghost's favorite data type?

Boolean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radams5000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Salmon must have a good data plan...

They are always streaming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmharper80
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trumpydumpy55
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Data pointing to the database I manage makes for a top tier visual pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourPolyGoddess
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I collected a lot of data trying to disprove confirmation bias.

The results were exactly what I expected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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All I do in my statistics class is subtract the average number from data sets.

It’s demeaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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β€œCake Day” karma grab attempt: there are 2 kinds of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rencas79
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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What do you call data that evaporates?

Cloud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x13warzone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Syncing user data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerbinstien
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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How do data scientists quantify rabies outbreaks?

In megabytes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Have you heard about data storage in DNA?

I think it’s an ingenious breakthrough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamDiskwielder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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It's fascinating viewing the data over humanity's exponential consumption of lumber over time.

It is presented, of course, as a log log log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NessaSola
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I love putting data into spreadsheets. Its something I Excel at.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smatt-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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What did the underpaid data scientist say?

I need arrays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaiserwilhelm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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If zuckerburg steals your girl's fb data is it called being zuckolded?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmendek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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Kleenex boxes are like cheap mobile data plans

You think they’re infinite until they’re snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JASearcy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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The Ontario Cannabis Store reported a data breach affecting 4,500 customers

They say the police are trying to weed out the culprit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banksy0726
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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That was really cold-blooded of Mark Zuckerberg to give out user data.

Time to get rid of lizard on our walls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfTheDarkSide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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What is a pirate's favorite kind of data storage medium?

A CD-R.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmEv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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How do you ensure your computer doesn’t secretly steal your data?

Monitor it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Why did the pirate get a job as a data analyst?

He was good at R

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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There are two types of people: 1.) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.

It was exactly what I expected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScreamingHawk
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate results from incomplete data and...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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There are only two types of people. Those, who can extrapolate incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakt_adolf
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.

The results were exactly what I expected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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There are two kinds of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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There are two types of people in this world. 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can Extrapolate on incomplete data...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/panXaXe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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There are 2 types of people in the world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/revgmoney
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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I collected and analyzed a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.

The results were exactly what I expected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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All I did in my statistics class was subtract the average from a bunch of data points.

It was very demeaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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