Because it’s the Alphabet.
It’s my first one please don’t hate if this isn’t original.
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Doctor: wow. Looks very organized!
He says, “Miss, can I please use the bathroom?”
The teacher says to him, “Okay, but only if you say your ABCs first”.
The boy is visibly bursting for the toilet and is crossing his legs while standing. He takes a deep breath.
“A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
The teacher says to him, “Where’s the P?”
The boy replies, “It’s running down my leg”.
Turns out it’s a Level 5 course.
I just need some help to get it off the ground
Going over the alphabet with my 3 year old and he asks "What's after Z?"
"What's after Z? Well, it's Now."
"Now?"
"Now I know my ABCs..."
"Not funny."
My wife groaned, and my 6 year old shook his head.
It made him ABC sick.
For reference: Link to wiki
Some of these are done in a kind of "news headline"-style:
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Choir leader fired after using too much sexual innuendo; "Lewd Ex Cantor."
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Video on demand about a street where nothing happens; "Vod of the Boring Alley."
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Man's brutal cousin turns out to be a great bloke; "Raw-Ted, Great Dude".
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Panic spreads as toilet facilities take over the world; "Cry! Stall-Age."
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A man orders a book of basic letters to look after his daughters belongings while he looks after the others; "ABC, Watch Her's!".
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Sams brother cheats a dude; "Dean Cons the Peep."
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A ride in the amusement park offers a wide range of emotions; "High! Low! Woo! Nah."
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A weird and hard to describe new dessert; "Cold Lemon Thing."
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A new star in stand up rises! Come see "Puntiff Sulyvahn."
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Pirates start eating fava beans and a new drink is required; "Yo! Ho! The Chianti!."
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A Long lived man has an unusual apetite for fish; "Old-Rick, Devourer of Cods".
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In Bacteria-Town, a devastating disease strikes one inhabitant working at a hotel; "Cancer of the Borrelia Valet".
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Roman god Cubid is ordered to take a woman to cave and kill her; "Drag and Slay Her Amor"
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Osiris's statue has been in way too many marriages and people have started to call it; "Osiris the Consummated Thing."
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The choir leader from before is transformed into a mushroom; "Champignon Cantor"
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An english man becomes the leader of a Polish airplane company and gets nicknamed; "LOT-Rick"
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An impatient tree person attacks a random mythical hunter; "Antsy Ent! Why Hern?!"
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Horse named Elvis keeps making noise and a man shouts;"Neigh Less King!"
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A child opens a chocolate egg and a white spirit jumps out; "Soul of Kinder"
Sorry about the possible typos.
How far is it to XYZ?
Twice as long as half the distance.
How long until we get to ABC?
Twice as long as half the time it takes.
Drives my kids nuts.
Talking to my dad, I said "Aw man apparently we missed a meteor shower on sunday"
He says "Yeah? Was ABC there?"
So I'm thinking about what he could possibly be trying to make a joke about and say I give up.
He says "a MEDIA shower! Like a baby shower!" facepalm
