Burningham.
CHEFamphetamine
They turn average ingredients into a mean meal even with a bad Range.
Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.
Sous chefs.
Because one egg is an oeuf.
It tastes pretty good but it always turns out a bit Chewy
Dead Man Wok-ing
It’s called Frank Zapper
“Can you help me chop these potatoes to a good size?” She asked me.
I said, “I’m happy to try, but you should know, I’m not that sharp”
A tender tender tender.
A poacher is the best gamekeeper after all
If there was a country made surrounded by water, would they call it marination?
Well, if you're from China you speak Chinese, So obviously, Cooks speak cookies :P
A sue chef
They’re just so rare
Mediokra.
When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
"You'd better not cut yourself! That omelette has sharp cheese on it!"
-sigh-
Love you, dad.
It's called Instant Pot.
Dad : I'm going to put a chicken pie in the oven for dinner.
Son : How long will it be until it's cooked?
Dad : About 20cm, but it will still be the same size when it's cooked.
They were running out of thyme.
Everything is 'ho' made.
Because they make everything from scratch!
Because with God, all things are pasta-bowl
Bear Grylls grills bear with bare girls with bare grills
I asked him "Dad, what are you going to do for dinner?" "Probably i will eat"
My parents were over for dinner, and my wife went tog et the lasagna out of the oven. My stepmom calls, from the couch, "Do you need a hand?" to my wife, I reply, also from the couch, "She has two, actually." I was kicked.
Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.
Dead man wok-ing
When they beat the eggs and whip cream.
A sue chef
