What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?

One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What would Romeo & Juliet’s parents say if they were melons?

You can’t elope!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrscluna
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Failed my audition as Romeo but my copy of the script clearly said

"Enter Juliet From Behind"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnazS
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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My first spontaneous dad-joke!

My wife and I were recently at a small local zoo with our 1-year-old son, and we approached an exhibit with a couple of ravens.

Wife: "It's so sad that the ravens are separated by a fence"

Me, out of nowhere: "I know, they're like Crow-meo and Juliet"

Her eyes rolled back so hard I thought I was at Walmart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geropy86
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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Biology teacher pun

Teacher: How does Juliet maintain constant body temperature? Class: Ummm..... Teacher: Romeostatis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicolas--
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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Got my Dad with this one

I was recently cast in a production of Romeo and Juliet. My Dad texted me asking when the show was.

Dad: Date for Romeo?

Me: Juliet, duh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonrocki
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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Is there a prize for the most laborious set-up?

Down on his farm, Old MacDonald was hosting his annual talent contest amongst his animals and announced that, this year, the theme was Shakespeare.

All of his livestock had been busily and excitedly rehearsing because they knew that 1st prize was to be a gigantic gazebo festooned with flashing electric lights, a glitter ball, a speaker system and turntables.

Competition was fierce; the chickens performed Othello, the horse chose Hamlet, the sheep Romeo and Juliet and the cow performed Richard III.

After much deliberation, the farmer and his wife ordered a hushed silence and announced: "Cow is the winner of our disco tent."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffGoldbuns
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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What’s the difference between Covid 19 and Romeo & Juliet?

..One’s a Corona virus and the other’s a Verona crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yipyopyupyap
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?

One is Coronavirus and the other is a Verona Crisis!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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