Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up?

They're going to be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_Bakon
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silver ware? here.
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No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApologeticKid
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The man and the silver screw.

There once was this fella was born with a silver screw in his belly button. His parents, and later himself, searched far and wide trying to find someone that knew how this happened and how to remove it. As he grew older he cared less and less about the "how" and more about the removal. One day in his never-ending search he encountered a wizened woman who said that she knew of a place where you could go and a mysterious force would be able to remove the screw. But, before she provided the location she asked him if this was REALLY something he wanted done and if he knew all the consequences of his desire. The man hastily said that he was 10000% sure and more than well informed of the consequences. So, she gave him the location of the cave and the instructions on how to gain the help of the mysterious force. He was to go to the cave and sleep nude in the cave over night and by the morning his request would be fulfilled. He made his way to the spot with all due haste and followed the instructions to the letter. He did this and fell into a sound sleep. During the night a heavy fog rolled into the cave and a shining silver screwdriver floated into the cave with it. It floated down to the man and gently removed the screw. When the man woke up in the morning and saw the screw on the ground beside him he quickly reached down and felt his belly button. The screw was gone! He sprung up with great joy but the minute he landed after his leap of joy his butt fell off. He froze in horror and started to scream "Why did my butt fall off?" over and over.

The moral of the story is "Don't mess with things you don't understand or you will lose your butt."

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What is magnificent without silver?

Mnificent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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Why are silver haired characters so badass?

Because they are β€œAg”

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What’s silver and bad for your penis?

Scissors

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If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?

Agstralia.

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If you kill a werewolf with silver bullets, how do you kill a vampire?

Hallow points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonymouthpiece
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I once won silver for curling and bronze for the Bob

...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?

He finally found the scoop he was looking for.

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Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.

At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Which country is famous for its silver?

Argent-ina

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?

AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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"Do you prefer silver or gold?"

Oh, either ore.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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I had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it.

Now I have a bitcoin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sublimiacures
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Quick, silver medal for this pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?

oh the Ag ony!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thattiredbisexual
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What was Long John Silver doing in a bank ?

... checking his balance

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This was served to me on a silver platter...

My friend is in the process of moving and was asked how the move was expected to go.

β€œIt should be pretty easy, I have very little furniture”

β€œReally? You’re kinda a big guy.”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What kind of exercise does Long John Silver prefer?

Pirates.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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The person at the hairdressers asked me, "Are you braiding that girl's hair whilst dyeing it silver?"

I said, "No, platinum"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What did Silver say to Gold at the Periodic Table reunion?

"A, U!"

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Chemist always carried Sulfer, Tungsten, and Silver

That way he always had SWAg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reserved_conq
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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How did Silver greet Gold after not seeing him for a long time?

'eeeeyyyy youuu...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WildBilll33t
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I have a steroid addiction, but there is one silver lining.

It has only made me stronger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Did you hear about the male sheep that was a chef at Long John Silver's?

He was a battering ram.

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Why could you not see most of Long John Silver's ears?

Because as well as his left and right, he also had a boat full of privateers.

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What did the silver say to the gold?

AU, get out of here.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...

They'd be alloys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
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Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?

He finally found the scoop he was looking for.

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If you find gold in Australia where do you look for silver?

Agstralia

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The Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up...

They formed an alloy-ence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewtl271
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Iron Man and The Silver Surfer are teaming up for the next movie.

They will be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I loudly drank some silver...

*Ag ag ag ag ag ag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGDominated
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If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...

They would be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up

They would be alloys.

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